No, but I can be creative in my writing, can't I? Or would you rather know the dirty truth?

Think I can handle the truth?

Did you hear my Jack Nicholson impression?

Would the truth have too much shock value?

Aren't some things sexier if left to the imagination?

Are you imagining something?

How vivid do you think my imagination can get?

Well, why don't you tell me?

This time...can you lean closer? ;)

What if I brush up against you?

What if I put my hand on your thigh? *blushes shyly*

Wouldn't that distract me?

Can't you multitask?

I can multitask...can you?

Are you trying to make me answer a question instead of ask one? ha ha