...I'll show you a lady who is too often alone

Show me a man who has horns...

and i'll show you a good time. :D

Show me a six pack...

and I'll show you a guy who likes to show off (sadly I'm not one of them ;))

show me a starbucks on every damn corner

And I'll show you any American city.

Show me a cute set of boobs and.......

... and I'll show you how quickly I can start drooling. :)

Show me a pretty smile ...

and I'll show you what first attracted me to my wife

show me a banana split

...and I'll show you two ladies who would like to share one.

Show me a woman who misses Starbucks...

Show me a woman who misses Starbucks ... and I'll show you a lady ready to audition some young bucks who haven't reached stardom yet. :)

Show me an icy road ....

Show me an icy road .... and I'll show you a woman who sometimes regrets not having 4 wheel drive

Show me a woman with *no* money on hand...

Show me a woman with *no* money on hand ... and I'll show you a lady who's a "credit" to the stores. :)

Show me a smartass ...

Show me a smartass ... and I'll show you a woman who would like to make his ass smart. :p

Show me a piece of pie...

and I'll show a guy diving right into it....

show me a beehive

show me a beehive...and I'll show you a woman who likes to stir the nest

Show me a BIG piece of tiramisu...

and I'll show you someone who'd like to share it with you.....

show me a whole trunk of sex toys

show me a whole trunk of sex toys...and I'll show you a woman in need of batteries

Show me a man who likes to make promises...