Not guilty.

Have you ever owned a rabbit?

Not guilty.

Ever owned a snake?

Not guilty (one cat)

Like birds?

Guilty (We've got an adopted feathery family that eats outside our kitchen window all winter :))

And squirrels?

Had one as a pet for 14yrs. So guilty as charged.

How about an alligator?

Not guilty.


I try to play fair.

I'll say guilty ... assuming that means "yes, I try to play fair."

I hope tomorrow will be a nice day.

Very guilty.


I hope all the snow will be gone by the end of the weekend.

Not guilty. I don't live in a cold place. The snow on the mountains is beautiful, though, as I lounge in the valley in my shorts. :p

I masturbate almost every time I'm alone in the house.

False

My neighbor has a loud exhaust.

False.

But I don't like my neighbor very much.