it's so hard to understand why people say one thing and do another.


If I had a nickle for everytime....

If I had a nickle for everytime.... some one in Pixies came, I'd have a ton of nickles. ;)


One thing I really want to do is.....

One thing I really want to do is.....take a trip somewhere.

If I could be nude in my own back yard ...

If I could be nude in my own back yard I would take pics to prove it.

Hissy fits can be a good thing because....

Hissy fits can be a good thing because every now and then its a great way to make a point.


Watching the election coverage is like......

Watching the election coverage is like watching a pot of water boiling

george bush should not be reelected because

george bush should not be reelected because ... his son is running.

Ice cream is a real treat because ...

Ice cream is a real treat because ... it is the next best thing to sex.

Sexy undies look best when ...

Sexy undies look best when ...I'm licking you through them. :eek:



This one time, at band camp...

This one time, at band camp...I had a gang bang with the percussion section;)


If I had 24 hours and no chance of getting caught, I'd...

If I had 24 hours and no chance of getting caught, I'd...let myself be taken advantage of by a bevy of beautiful Pixie ladies. :lust:

Driving by the store ...

Driving by the store I remembered that I had to pick up some lube for my hot night. \



The last time I checked......

The last time i checked.....America was free.


The last time i had a good time...

The last time I had a good time I was oogling Mercury Maniac's avatar! :hot:


Looking out the window I just happened to see......

Looking out the window I just happened to see......two squirrels acting nutty.

When I get undressed ...