Aye! I have a christmas tree, with lights and metal/glass ornaments and a Yule tree with totally home made ornaments, I even made the star from oak branches.

My bitch is people buying the kids a puppy for christmas then throwin it outside after the festivities. I had several ppl ask if we had scottie puppies small enough to fit in a STOCKING. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr

*BUMP*

Seems like a good time to review this thread.:D


As soon as diva checks in, I can start my plow and get that street clean.;)

OK PF I'll be look out you get the engine started

I hate it when PF BUMPS threads. :D




Everyone else is ok! Just PF!!:p

I hate recruiters who want to talk to you daily -- for long periods of time -- when there is no job to be found.

Dont waste my time, bub.

The collapsing of the Chemical INdustry just as I was poised to enter it.

Getting screwed over by the infamous spiked dildo of asrape by every job I have ever had since graduation.

Two teenage daughters and a 21 yr old daughter all having their periods at the same time and being major bitches.... just fucking shoot me now!

Gee I would ahve expected flutelady's pet peeves to be people who ask?

"So are you the master of the skin flute?"

"Where exactly did you stick that flute when you were at band camp?"

flutelady---As the father,of two daughters,who were teenagers,
many years ago,I sympathise with you!Luckily,my daughters didn't
Bitch about much,but sure got "moody". Irish

LMAO... Cunninglinguist, when I used to chat all the time, I got asked those questions constantly. Now that I don't chat anymore, I seldom hear it. But since you asked *weg*, I've been told that I'm pretty good at it... ok real good at it, hehe.... never went to band camp tho, but I wouldn't ever do anything to muck up the keys on my flute. It costs a fortune to have the damn thing re-paded!

Irish... I've got 4 daughters (the oldest doesn't live at home any longer), and it can get wild. Mostly they get bitchy with each other, you should see it in the kitchen after dinner when they do the dishes... YIKES! Moody, oh yeah, they can get moody... quite unlike me.... lol

What really annoys me if you're flying along a highway at about 60mph or faster, and you have to stop in good timing at traffic lights, and some tosser comes flying up so fast behind you, they are stopping by "pumping" their brakes, e.g taking their foot on and off. And if you don't like it when they sit up your ass at the lights, you move forward, and they do too. Get away from my valuable car!

~*BUMP*~

Guess I'm just getting in the BUMPing spirit today

My husband and I went out and around for my birthday today. We went for a little drive to get out of town and then we did a little bit of shopping and then...WE CAPPED THE DAY OFF BY BUYING HIS SON A $160.00 BIRTHDAY GIFT (His birthday was last week) SO THAT I CAN SHIP IT OUT TO HIM TOMORROW. You could say it hit me wrong. The son is now on the phone with dad wondering where the package was that dad sent. The first I knew about the gift/package was when we picked it up today. Maybe I should be feeling more generous? :madfire:

I hate when people are driving along, stop suddenly and turn.....with no signal or anything.

If you MUST talk on cell and drive--Use the BLOODY FARGIN" Attachments for it!!! Oi! Both hands on the steering wheel please!

What's better than one eye with pink eye? You got it. :( TWO.

Can my luck possibly get any shittier? Wait, I probably shouldn't ask that.

being woke up during a gooood dream

Why is it that when I'm sitting up I don't have too many cold symptoms, but as soon as I get tired and want to hop into bed...I start sneezing, hacking, and sniffling????

I *tried* to go back to bed again -- after only about 3 hours of (unrestful) sleep last night -- and immediately had to get back up because I didn't want to wake Mr. Osuche.

I'm convinced God hates me.

Osuche, I'm not sure exactly what is going on, but...yes, I notice that my asthma acts up a lot more when I try to lie down then when I'm sitting up.

Sucks, because I also can't sleep when I'm sitting up.

Mrs. WI falls asleep on the couch. Now that, in itself, doesn't bother me at all because I know she's tired.

But she puts a show on that I don't care to watch, then passes out. She wakes up during commercials because they're so loud...different rant...and turns the volume down.

Now I'm sitting there watching a show I don't want to watch, and I can't hear a fucking thing! :mad:

Icing on the cake: She wakes up when I go to leave and she says "What's the matter? You just don't wanna spend time with me!". :rolleyes:

(((((gekkogecko))))) ~~~ I think we need a sleepers anonymous club. Maybe we can fund some research to stop this awful plot against us.

Here's hoping you sleep well tonight. :)

I've never understood how watching TV is a group activity. Snuggling....now *there's* a group activity!

I throw too much heat. And I pet, which apparently can be annoying. ha ha

Ya know, the heat problem can be solved by getting naked. Which -- of course -- makes the petting easier. :D

Or did you mean you PANT.....well, that's OK too. ;)

Even nude people can overheat. Actually, when I'm nude...I'm warmer. And when I'm being pleasured...I'm like a blast furnace!

And I only pant when I see boobies. :D

I got called a Raciest.......lady told my boss that I slid her change back across the counter and would'nt hand it to her. She said it made her feel like she had a disease or something. WTF!!!!! I hand back people change all the time....if her change was slid to her then it was because she poured her change on the counter to pay me and I slid coins back into the pile. I'm not picking up all her change she dumped out so she can put it back in her purse. I could care less the color of someone's skin!!! It ticks me off!!!!!!!

Not to worry SODA. Most of the time it's the raciest that first has something to say about race. :cool:

I hate shopping.

We see a lot of people here who play the race game the moment things don't go their way.

Just as an example, alcohol is forbidden from a number of Aboriginal communities as a defence against violence in the community.

I had an Aboriginal woman come in to send a couple of parcels to a dry community, but when fronted for ID suddenly forgot how to speak English. I am forbidden to accept freight without adequate ID by Air Transport Regs. A caucasian woman butted in and accused me of being unfair. I offered to send it against the white lady's ID, and explained that if there was anything naughty in the parcels, she was legally liable. She backpedalled so quickly I thought she'd tear up some of the tiles on the floor.

At that moment the security staff came in and announced that one of the cartons contained Bundaberg Rum, a dozen gas cigarette lighters and a bag of dope.

For some bizarre reason the white lady no longer wished to proceed with the transaction. The other girl bolted, but as I already had her details, some nice gentlemen collected her stuff and had a chat with her about the dope.

Racism is 90% bullshit and 10% perfect poison.

Thanks guys!!! I'm just getting tired of the customers running to my boss when ever they can't have their way over something. The company's motto is the customer comes first but when it's something that goes against policy then I'm the bad guy and they go running to my boss. It's getting old....wait, I'm getting old. LOL