On the other hand, I may be as ... foolish as I look.


I'm easy to please when....

I'm easy to please when.... you do things the way I tell you to.


After carrying her through the door ...

After carrying her through the door he ravaged her on the entry carpet.

I look especially bright when...

I look especially bright when... you compare me to a group of imbeciles.


I look especially beautiful when...

I get to see your face.

I look extremely sexy when.....

...I think about being with you.

I look extremely tired when...

I look extremely sexy when..... when you've had 15 or 20 good stiff drinks.


I look extremely strong when ...

I stay up all night IMing a special friend.

I am very horny when.........

damn you two are fast at replying. :D

I am very horny when ... well, forget when, make that always.


I am very happy when ...

I am very happy when ... I'm posting at Pixies.

I think orgies ...

I think orgies ... should only occur after an invitation has been sent to me. :D


Is this a good time to ...

Is this a good time to ... check the mailbox? :D

I'm ready to ...

I'm ready to ...accept the orgy invitation in my mailbox.


I can't quite......

I can't quite......find it. Could it have been included with the telephone bill?

I'm hoping that ...

I'm hoping that....I can get it up if and when I am invited to an orgy................ I am waiting for your.......

I am waiting for your.......call to let me know when to cum (I mean come).



It was too late when ...

It was too late when ... you started the orgy without me.

Don't worry, I'll....

Don't worry, I'll .... see if there isn't another one starting soon.

If there is one ...

...web site that get's me hard, it's gotta be pixies-place!

One way to clean cum out of a pussy...

One way to clean cum out of a pussy... is witha full brigade of tongues!

I wish I was able...

I wish I was able ... to do something really special for my wife.

I keep hoping ...

I keep hoping ... I'm imagining that my purse got stolen

I would like...

I would like - to kick the crap of the person that stole osuche's purse

Whatever became of

Whatever became of...respect for personal property?

When I am feeling lonely...

When I am feeling lonely ... I curl up with a good novel and five or six pillows in bed.

Tomorro I will...

Tomorrow I will be a day older. :)

Approaching climax ...

Approaching climax ... is the most delicious state of arousal

Thinking about sex ...

certainly gets the body thinking. :)

Having fun is ...

Having fun is ...something I am doing right now

Needing sex is like....

Needing sex is like....being hungry, but more compelling. :D

Singing in the rain ...

is like singing in a shower fully dressed with out soap

waking up in a strangers bed is like

waking up in a strangers bed is like looking over and wondering who you're in bed with.....

being anal retentive is like

being anal retentive is like...being Rainman and Monk in one body

I enjoy fishing as much as...

I enjoy fishing about as much as sleeping on my head

I wonder as I wander..........

I wonder as I wander... if my wanderings cause wonder.

I'll have a piece ...

I'll have a piece of my wife's amazing baking (not everything has to be about sex! LOL)

I was curious about

I was curious about ...what you prefer your wife to bake?

I have a dream...

I have a dream ... where everything works out so we can meet more Pixies this year. :)

I'm really feeling happy ....

I'm really feeling happy ....because it's the weekend....

just because I can......

just because I can......I will spend some time on Pixies.

I love Pixies because...