here's my bitch....the piss weak sentences crims get when they go to court

heading to court in one hour...my bitch deadbeat parents who after their kids are taken away do not EVEN show for court!!!!!GRRRRRRRRR!!!

Irish - I've used the answering machine method, but I've already gotten up to check caller ID so I answer anyway, & tell em not to call back... we've got a new law in TN that says they have to put you on their "don't call" list...

OF - I like it, I'll add that to my reportoire of ways to f**k with the bastards... when I'm feeling my oats, I'll ask them what they're wearing, etc. Better yet, when they ask to talk to the Mrs., I tell em she can't talk with my dick in her mouth...

LMAO scotz~ I will just mumble and moan next time........

Scotz---When I have asked them to remove my name from their
calling list;they give me a 1-800# to call and tell me it will take
about 1mo. to remove it.The last culprit was for the Discover Card!
You can also tell them that you are eating and if they will give you
their #;That you will call them back.SUPRISE;they never give you
a #. Irish

My bitch of the day:
I was doing some work this morning when the phone rang, so I answered and it was some guy for my mum (who was at work) I asked if I could take a message and he said "Well do you know where I can get hold of lisa and david [insert my surname]?" (dont know why he asked for mum not dad either)
There isn't any1 in our family called lisa or david, so thats what I said. I wouldn't have minded but he's called back 4 times asking the same thing!!!!!!

Thing that generally pisses me off:
I work in a shop on saturdays and on my department there's only 2 people who've been there longer than me (out of 7 of us), so I know what I'm talking about but some people (especially old ladies) have a tendency to take one look and assume I dont know anything. (There was the 1 woman that looked over the top of her glasses and actually said "well you're not going to be able to help me" before I'd even said anything).

i've heard about a solution to get rid of door to door salespeople (and others) quickly. what you do is answer the door in your birthday suit and ask them if they would like to come in for a cup of tea. :D

PS - i've never been game enough to try this though :)

I wish you would..... I come by your house 2 or 3 times each week just trying to catch you that way ;)

No disrespect intended,

a few years ago, (mmm, quite a few) i happened to open the door just as Legend descibed, thinking a particular person was there, and it was a bunch of JW's, and I haven't seen them since

damn! I'm not going to sleep now.....gonna stay awake (and naked) until you cum around again. :D

Bilbo---No loss.I hate to insult your looks;but;you usually can't even insult them to make them leave.I used to have signs;on my
front&rear;doors.They said:No Solicitors,No 7th day adventists,No
Jehovahs Witness's! My wife took them down!She said that they
looked "Trashy."I said;"So What?They work!" Irish

Something else to think about!
 

Math
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that
Might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

So that was you Bilbo :D:D...<jk> I am sure if that story was true they would come back for more everyday:D

I just filled up my van yesterday with friggin gold!!!
My fill up costed me 57 bucks!!!!

And that's before the price jump of .10 a litre!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

My wages sure don't jump that high!!! :mad:

I had 3 of my dogs in the house, two medium sized, one German Shepherd.... some JWwitnesses came up so I put up the babygate, about 3 feet high... once the JWs got to the door, the dogs (friendly, search and rescue/show dogs that I work with children) started growling... the dogs cleared the babygate and rushed the front door, the JWs ran (never seen someone run that fast in a skirt and heels!!!) and got in their car as the dogs made it out the door (I forgot to shut it...... oops heheh) the dogs, instead of giving chase just sat on the door step and watched them leave..... they never came back... I think the dogs were laughing.....

Kyttn