Re: ROS
 

... And very very well-deserved nominations they are too, gentlemen. Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!

There is, however, one thing you appear not to have grasped with regard to Recursive Orgasm Syndrome --- namely, that by definition, it will not end! That is precisely the beauty of it, and precisely the reason why its discovery merits such prestigious recognition. Please, this is a crucial point to understaaa... ahhhhhhhhhhh... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... oh god... oooooooooooooh... yesssss... ohhh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... to understand.

Another point you will want to keep clear in the medical literature, as you prepare it: most people with a medical condition are said to 'suffer' from an 'affliction'; however, those us us who have ROS cannot correctly be said to 'suffer' from the condition in the least. Suffering is simply not the correct verb in this case. (If this is torture, chain me to the wall.) We seem to experience continual and unavoidable waves of delight, accompanied by a sudden lack of... ohhhhhhhhhhh... yeah... mmmmmmmmmm... aaaaaaaaaaaaah... ahhhhhhhhhhh... ohhhhhhhhhhhh... oh god yes... oh baby... ohhhhhhhh... ummmmm... a sudden lack of coherence and of inhibition. While we do not under any circumstances view this as a problem, it can make clear communication a little more difficult at times. We hope that you will continue to accomodate our needs.

:o

--- sweetstuff

Lilith
 

concurs, expressing her happiness at having this "affliction" but her words are unrecognizable and so could this be categorized as a Speech/Language disorder or in other words a Lingual A-flick(as in bean)-tion? Tell me doctors.........~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Needs...
 

Well Sweetstuff,
I think that soon Scotz and OF are gonna be to busy with acceptance speeches and awards ceremonies...
And since you have needs, I think I have something to help accomodate them... :p :o :p :o :p :o
(Does the Slippery Dip™ have a mininum number of people required??) I would guess at least two... :p :o (hehe)

Re: ROS
 

Well... I hope it ends up with us getting those "big bucks" that SFC mentioned!

But even w/o the awards, gives me a warm feeling to know our efforts have resulted in the betterment of womankind everywhere, by helping them get in touch with their inner pervert...

Scotz
 

It's good to know that my eternal gratitude is reward enough for you;) ~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Gratitude
 

When you're as old as Scotz, stuff eternity,

A very very long now should suffice.

FINALLY MADE IT!!
 

OK, I have been travelling for three days on snow shoes to get here!! Now my beaver stick is ready. Do I take my snow shoes off or leave them on? Gee it is hard to get up to the top with these snow shoes on!! :D

Lilith ---

That seems like a very apt description to me! :p

Aquaman --- Such a gentleman, always willing to help a girl out of a sticky situation! Hop up here onto the slide! Looks like we've got plenty of people here on the Slippery-Dip at the moment, but stick around as the party clears out later, and we'll see if we can figure out the MNI (Minumum Number of Individuals) --- purely for, er, research purposes, of course! :D

Scotz ---

Women everywhere thank you and OldFart eternally, from the bottoms of our hearts... Our inner perverts have never been happier. Of course, it looks as though plenty of you men are enjoying this as well --- but I know that's just a pleasant side-effect of your splendid devotion to our cause! Such selfless generosity! ;)

And David --- Welcome, eh! Glad you could make it! Leave ths snowshoes over in the corner (we have a rule about footwear on the slide) and cum on up and take a turn on the slide!

FINALLY!
 

Is it my turn yet???
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME GO FOR A RIDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I've been waiting for an invention of this magnitude for years!!!

*climbing on!!!*
ooooooooooooo yessssssssssssssssssss!!!
yessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO GODDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Re: Gratitude
 

Careful, ole chap... a smartass remark jumps to mind, but I was raised to respect my elders...:yellghst:

Then do so.

Scotz,

As I said to a mate of mine, "Methuselah, " I said,

"Methuselah, sonny, you respect your elders or I'll

tell Scotzoidman on you."

boys boys boys,
 

quit your bickering and get back on the slide. I am almost recovered enough to ride again and the two of you are vital to the experience;) ~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Yas'm

Ah's back on de slide.

Look, I'se bein' good on de slide.

Don' beat me missus!!!

She didn't do nothin Missus,

beat me instead..................

Beaten into submission by a nipple or two.............