......were you in a rumble? Where are the guys who did this to you? The Fonz will take care of them!" Into the picture strolls Sean Connery who says, "A rumble? Why I haven't been in a good rumble for years. Sounds like fun but I've got this blister on my bum that's really bothering me. Could someone............"

...lance it for me?" at this point, in steps Jane Seymour, as Dr Quinn Medicine Woman - replete with first aid kit and a special tool for lancing the boils off the bodies of the rich and famous. "Bend over, Mr Connery..." she said breathlessly putting on her latex gloves and...

...grasping him by his bare buttocks. "You're going to feel a little prick Mr. Connery." She then proceded to begin the procedure when into the room runs ..............