LMAO

C. Everett Koop~fuck. he's gotta be desease free, right?

Janet Reno~marry. that man is H-O-T :D :grin:

Billy Bob Thornton~kill. he's creepy to the max

jason
freddy
leather face

Fuck leather face because he's got to be really appreciative of intimate attention

Marry freddy...and put him in charge of making salads :D

Kill jason because I'm not crazy about hockey



Pillsbury Doughboy

The Michelin Man

Chester Cheeto

fuyck the doughboy (would be nice and moist)
marry cheeto (no idea who it is so taking pot luck)
kill michellin man


xena warrior princess
queen of england
prince charming

xena warrior princess~fuck. in this country i'm not allowed to marry her
queen of england~marry. she's gonna die soon and then i could inherit the throne :D
prince charming~kill. the one from shrek was a momma's boy. can't stand mamma's boys.

your next door neighbor
your pharmasist
your mail carrier

My neighbor's a real pain in the ass so I think I'd really enjoy bending him over a chair and fucking him hard. :D

I'd marry the pharmacist because with kids...he gets most of my money anyway.

I'd kill the mailman because he loses our mail all the time.



Juan Valdez (from the coffee commercials...donkey included)

Pee Wee Herman

Freddy the Frog from New Zoo Revue

I'd marry Jaun Valdez....I'd always have good coffee, and the donkey could "mow" my lawn for me.
I'd fuck the frog guy......I married a guy who's nickname (literal translation) is frog. :D Really.
Pee Wee Herman? I see no redeeeming qualities. I say kill.


George W. Bush
Paul Simon
John Ashcroft

George W. Bush (KILL) the reason is obvious
Paul Simon (fuck) since he is such a small guy taking it up the ass from him wouldn't hurt so bad
John Ashcroft (marry) since he is sick it wouldn't be for to long

Benny Hill
Prince Charles
Tony Blair

Fuck, Prince Charles (Ewwwwww)
Marry, Tony Blair (cutie)
Kill, Benny Hill (I don't know why)


Oprah
Sally Jesse Rapheal
Jane Pauly

kill em all you us peeples sent em to our tv screens please keep em over there

Fuck Jane Pauly (don't know who she is but must be sexier than the others)
Marry Oprah (think she got the most dosh
Kill Sally


Sabrina
Kelly
Jill
*(the original charlies angels)

Marry Sabrina
Kill Jill
Fuck Kelly



Tom Cruise
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp

Fuck Pitt, but only after bringing WI in for the 3-way

Marry Depp, He's eccentric, but stable

Kill Cruise, fecking loon. He is not stable.

The Little Mermaid
Lumiere the candlestick
Thumper

Kill Thumper...that shit would get on my nerves :D

Fuck Mermaid...pretend she's PS

Marry Lumiere...the voice



Fat Albert
Shaggy
Michelangelo

Fuck Fat Albert...can you imagine that "hey, hey, hey" as he came. I'd be dying.
Kill Shaggy. He's the more useless of the Scooby/Shaggy team.
Marry Michelangelo. He's got a steady job, and I like the artsy type.

Julius Caesar
Frank Sinatra
Bugs Bunny

Fuck- Frank Sinatra. After some nice juicy orgasms, he can sing in my ear mmmmmm :faint:

Marry- Bugs Bunny. The stereotype is "big feet, big dick"... I know this to NOT be true in all cases (particularly in the case of ex-hubby), but it's gotta be true sometimes.


Kill- Julius Caesar. I had a C-section with my youngest child. It sucked. That's reason enough.



Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
SpongeBob
Buzz Lightyear

I will fuck Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
I will kill that annoying SpongeBob
And I will marry Buzz Lightyear



Wilma Flintstone
Betty Rubble
Jane Jetson