heres a little ditty for the 60's crowd

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Makes you wanna holler "hi-dee-ho!"
Burns your tummy, don't ya know
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Scarecrow,

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
'ceptin Alice.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "You're all wrong. The French are the easiest to operate on. They’ve no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

Oooo-la-laaa

For all those in the USA It is tax DAY did you pay up yet.

Scarecrow,

Yeah, I got dinged for several hundred dollars!

Tax Day...what a joke...since I only worked a few hours a month during school, I got a whopping refund of $13! :p

I had what i considered to be the worst situation...I did my own taxes and got a nice refund back and in my pocket by January 30th...THEN.....The town I live and my wife works for part time calls on Feb 2 saying they screwed up all their tax forms all year and we owed a bunch of back taxes for the year...so today i begrudgingly had to mail back almost $2000.00 that I was given.....

The taxman givith and the taxman taketh away.....

Death and taxes STO me'ol'mucker.

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oops

Please feel free to say exactly what you want - I don't mind - but I would like to know why the censorship of Donkey Punch was done as it was.

TTFN

I would be glad to answer any questions you have in PM ( which you have disabled Vigil). I am always happy to answer questions. The decision was made to keep the thread to it's topic content and to close it. If anyone has specific questions please feel free to PM me as there is no need to be discussing this Administrative decision in posts.

Don't you mention that in every thread anyway:lust:

Re: By far, the best
 

Oh my God!!! Back in my pothead days, I devoured those comics! Wait . . . are those the pothead comics?

. . . I'm obviously having a pothead moment here . . .

THAT'S the comic I was thinking of!!! Good times!