Reading a good book is like....eating a good meal and hoping it won't end.



His beard tickled....

His beard tickled.... her thighs and she giggled softly.


Very slowly he.....

Very slowly he.....caressed her every inch.

Struggling to stand up ...

Struggling to stand up ... he wished his weight wasn't approaching 600 pounds.



Be the first to ...

Be the first to ... finish last because the one who lasts is more in demand than the one who's fast. :)

Up on the housetop ...

Up on the housetop ... the squirrels are looking through my bedroom skylights at me.


I love a good....

I love a good.... massage that lasts hours and covers every inch.


If you give me one I'll....

If you give me one I'll....return the favor.

Open wide ...

Open wide ... said the dentist to the nervous patient.


We bought tickets for.....

we bought tickerts for....the Stones but Mick had to cancel it b/c he was in for lip surgery (lol i'm a huge fan, PLEASE don't think i'm disparaging them lol)

I'm looking forward to this evening because...

I'm looking forward to this evening because...one plus one equals FUN!


The truth's not...

The truth's not... always easy to hear but ya gotta listen anyway.


I really can not believe...

I really can not believe...the promises of politicians.



Every step you take...

Every step you take... hurts, if you have a rock in your shoe.


Even though I am....

Even though I am ... tired, I still sit here posting.

Tomorrow I'll pay the price ...