No - and no desire either.

I've never been on a train

I have ... but it's been a few years.

I've never been to Alaska.

Only flown through when stationed in Japan many years ago

I've never been to a live sex show

Me either.

I have never been divorced.

Neither have I.

I've never ran for political office.

Nope, nor would I.

I've never touched a tiger.

I've touched a stuffed one. :)

I've never owned an ostrich.

Me either.

I have never eaten ostrich.

I haven't either.

I've never ridden in a hot air balloon.

Me neither

I have never sang in my car while driving.

I haven't

I have never been on stage

I have.

I have never had sex on my back porch

I have

I have never had phone sex

You haven't?????

I have never had any regrets. (yeah right)

I have

I have never told a lie for dramatic effect

So the one about having a twin with a tattoo on her belly that she could make dance and being in the circus I used to tell... would that fit in here?

I have never used an Ouija board

I have

I have never been to canada

I have

I've never been to the Keys

I have

I have never met in the middle

I have. When my daughter lived in Iowa, sometimes we'd meet at about the mid-point between our homes to transfer her kids to spend time with us; or, one of our kids to spend time with her family.

I've never vacationed in Idaho.

me either

I have never lied to my s/o.

False.

and you?

but then told the truth later when it bothered me

I never want to hurt anyones feelings on purpose.

Me either


I often use cynacism to make people think

not especially

I never understand women.

That's for sure. :D

I never have attended a Formula 1 race.

Nascar yes, formula one no

I have never been blindfolded

False

I have never been to a Pro football game

False

I have never been out of the country

I've never been to Mexico

I have, but only for a few hours.

I've never posed nude for an art class.

Me either


I've never had an alcoholic drink before noon

I have ... although not often other than communion wine at church.

I've never sang as part of a choir.

I have

I never eat spinach

well slap my thigh! you should... put muscle on ya!! what you dont want any?

i never regreted anything sexual i have done (ok i may be lying here)

There's one thing I kind of regret to a certain degree, but mostly no regrets

I've never had sex on a balcony (ok so I'm lying)

hmmm no, but i have been on a Parisian balcony with a German lesbian who had just given me a wonderful hand-job.

she would DIE if she knew i had said that, lol


erm...

i have never sworn in a foreign language (ok i lie again)

damn sexy!

I have.

I never gave a bj (received for men) in public.

i have actually... wel it was in a car in a public car park in daylight with people gong by

i have never lusted after IWM!!!!! is this the Lies Lies thread?