Thinking about Capt. Queeg and his search for the missing strawberries. What a great movie. :thumb:

My youngest son's face when I woke him up 15 minutes before it was time to be at the bus stop! :yikes: :roflmao:

Somebody always steals your strawberry. That's what happens when you play with your balls too much. :roflmao:






;)

Vagina Monologues! :roflmao:

I'm not normally one to laugh openly in a theatre, but I had my head thrown back and cackling away with the rest of them tonight!






I apologise if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

PF's cat and mouse story.

OF having VERY different thought about beads than I did. :rofl:

FHOP :roflmao:

FHOP? :confused:

Over in the March Madness thread PF.

Yep, the FHOP got me laughing. You had to dig pretty deep for that one WI but you struck Black Gold........ Texas Tea. :p

And nope, I ain't got no check to send you Jed. :rofl:

The young male cashier we have................he pages me and when I get up to the register I ask him what he needs and he says an abortion, I asked who knocked him up. The next time he pages me he says he needs a sale voided. Little chicken won't use the abort word no more. LOL

The mail I received today. Thought it was just junk mail for a CD or DVD club but when I got it home I opened it (was the only thing I received today so I figured "what the hell?") and found that it was a catalog for porn. Not an Adam & Eve kind of thing, this was for flat out smut. :nod:

I laughed when I got to thinking about what the postmaster here in my little town may have thought if she knew what was actually in the envelope.

My sister telling me that her 2 cats have to smack each other when they walk by each other. Our cat smacks us when we walk by.

An absolutely stupid dream I had last night. In it, Paul McCartney had died and Tom Hanks (of all people) was singing at a concert held in his memory. Tom started crying and couldn't continue and ran off the stage. Not sure what caused this one. Been having some pretty strange dreams lately. :shrug:

^^^
thats made me laugh

i think you need to lay off the cheese before bed time iowa......

How much mileage I'm getting out of " Pick me!!! Pick me!!! :D "