I'd never wake up and realize I'd been touching myself in my sleep. Impossible!

once again i have such pics.

bigbad purposefully turning up the base on a few beastie boys songs in the car last night did not send any pleasant reverberations between my legs. nor did it make me want to strip off said jean shorts and climb on top of him, roadway safety be damned.

The sample packets of KY Ultra Warming Gel are just the right size...not at all too small. Nope, no sirreeee bub...not too small at all.

i don't have a vague memory of wi telling us where to get those samples. i hope he doen't remind me.

piss off!. thanks fer nuthin'

ps
i hope you have a shitty vaction and get absolutely zero nookie.

F U

I know exactly where we're going, what we're doing, and I plan on getting some kind of sexual gratification twice a day throughout!



:p :D :shake:

I am having way too much fun on my day off.

even if i had the chance, that would never happen.


you shouldn't just plan on a few fun day trips with one over night somewhere.

williamsburg sucks, but it's prolly too close to where you live

I so don't want to be here again watching those two banter back in forth.

I hope wherever we go...the water is really cold! I love when my ankles hurt going into the water! And let me tell you about the benefits of shrinkage! Now THAT'S flattering! Woot! Man, the dates I've gotten from that! ;)

soda should go away and clean the stove or something

Good thing I didn't mop the floor and I didn't wash the rugs. :D

I hope WI has a lousy vacation!