Well if she called me "Daddy" her mom's hubby may get a bit curious.

Joke thread.

George Carlin(sp) Boog's got him on the net show right now.

Boog's net show!

The 18 emails I got from a friend who used to work for me. Todd is a St. Louis Cardinals fan and loves to give me crap about the Cubs. Of course since they lost 11-2 in their first televised game of the season yesterday, Todd was on cloud nine.

The series of emails ended with one that read:

Hey, just wanted to check to see how you've been feeling and to let you know that I just got done making love to my wife. How's that masturbation thing going for you?

Take it easy buddy,
Todd


P.S. -- The Cubs still SUCK!!!


Damn, he's lucky I'm no longer his boss. :roflmao:

Finding Vinci's new favourite toy - wine bottle corks! :rofl:

Nothing, too early yet.

"Keep Miss Puss clean all the time, inside and out" :roflmao: :roflmao:

lmbfao

laughed and danced
 

Hi
I laughed and did a happy dance when unemployment told me All was good. HURRAH.. psycho boss didn't fight.


:cheers:

The high school musical kiddo and I saw tonight.

TWO keystrokes, passing the point of "no return" !!!

:roflmao:

(sorry, guess you had to be there)

An actual conversation that took place between two people in an amateur porn...


While he's seated and she's kneeling between his legs and fellating him...



Him: "I like your new glasses."

She removes her lips from his erection and continues to stroke him.
Her: "Do you?

Him: "Uh huh"

Her: "Do they make me look more respectful?"
She returns licks the head of his penis and takes him back into her mouth.

Him: "Yes, they do. Absolutely."


:confused:


:roflmao:

THAT ^^^ IS pretty funny!

A response in Smut Games by jseal. I just didn't see it coming and I damn near spit out my tea when I read it.



And didn't Lilith just get some new glasses? :p