Leon Phelps......... The Ladies Man

wyndhy wasting my time! :rofl:

Joke thread.

the lyrics from "i'll sue ya!"

Robin Williams doing Mr. Rogers.

My mother and the waitress...both were clueless. :p

nothing.

Oldfart's joke...............dose'nt pay to piss off bikers.

Thinking of the Eddie Murphy cassette tapes I had when I was a teenager after reading Aqua's post in another thread. "Lemonaaaade, that cool, refreshing drink."


"Norton! Come on over here pal!" :roflmao:

i wrote a note to myself, it said "clean the oven you senile old bat" cause for the 3rd straight day, i've forgotten to. it's not hard, it's a self-cleaning oven, all i gotta do is press a few buttons. so i wrote me this here note






















then i taped it to the microwave. :p

Me: "No hunny, I have no idea why this economy multipack of batteries is on the nightstand"

Pixie Peeps.

Gotta love em.

methinks that Lilith is not exactly being truthful.

(But we love her anyway!!)

My laugh came last night during a phone call from my best friend's sister. She put her four year-old daughter on the phone because she "had" to talk to Uncle IowaMan. She said this to me and it just cracked me up:

"Uncle IowaMan, I get to go with you and grandma next week when you go to the hospital. Um, when you get out do you wanna have a sleepover? Um and will you bring candy?"


And please nobody worry, I'm just going to the hospital for some tests. It's nothing incredibly major.

She calls you Uncle IowaMan?