Would you like me to...bring you to a mind-shattering orgasm? Why hell YES!!!


What I like about ...

What I like about teasing is that it makes him and me feel good.

You want to touch

my heart and soul, my body and my life.

If it were possible, I would...

If it were possible, I would...spend the day in the nude.

If it starts to rain ...

If it starts to rain... my dang grass will grow some more.


Once, in a fit of rage ...

Once, in a fit of rage ... I discovered it was the wrong size and I had to redo it. (Dah ... did this have to make sense?)

Carefully they ...

Carefully they ... snuck her panties out of the dresser drawer.

Upon insertion, do not twist ...

Upon insertion, do not twist ... so as to cause leg cramps.

Jumping up and down ...

Jumping up and down ... while getting an operation is generally not recommended.


They ran quickly ...

They ran quickly ... into the bedroom.

Here it comes ...

Here it comes....time for some lovin!

Do you believe...

Do you believe...that you'll ever be involved in an orgy?

Today is the day ...

Today is the day....that I got a hair cut. lol

A true friend is...

A true friend is...one that stands by you when it'd be easier not to.

Feeling rich ...

Feeling rich... is a state of mind.



The only real thing I know is...