Because

"Because I'm the Mommy, THAT's why!"

Just about every Mommy I've ever heard

your
 

"We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, and soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there
-- Dana Gould

~but

"But if you ask me...and you didn't"

-Bones MCoy

Ask

Ask no questions and hear no lies .

Proverb

And

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain

Mad

There is less harm to be suffered in being mad among madmen than in being sane all by oneself .

Denis Diderot

TO

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
:D :D

Phyllis Diller

In
 

I'm not shooting for a successful relationship at this point. I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very, very low. Basically I'm just looking for a mammal. That's my bottom line, and I'm really very flexible on that too.

~Jeanne Garafulo in Bye Bye Love~

stay

Come again when you can't stay so long.

Walter Sickert

So

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

Jonathan Swift

sense

Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five .

W.Somerset Maugham

Of

In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.

W.H. Auden

Wag

Every man has , some time in his life , an ambition to be a wag .

Samuel Johnson

In-Life

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

David Letterman

television

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people wouldn't have in your home .


David Frost

Television

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.

Hodding Carter

lightning

To see him act , is like reading Shakespeare by flashes of lightning .


Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Thunder rolling, LIGHTENING flashing,right through the middle of it....I'd go dashing.
Goes to show....how far I'd go for you, if you want me to!!!

Roger Miller

thunder

I wield the flail of the lashing hail ,
And whiten the green plains under ,
And then again I dissolve it in rain ,
And laugh as I pass in thunder .

Percy Bysshe Shelley

laugh

He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.

Giacomo Leopardi

Courage

Courage! I have shown it for years; think you I shall lose it at the moment when my sufferings are to end?

Marie Antoinette on the way to the guillotine...........

End

Do not try to find out- we're forbidden to know - what end the gods have in store for me , or for you .

Horace

You

Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.

Helen Rowland

man

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Honore de Balzac

Ooooooohhh........Saddaddy......ouch...!!!!!!

Marry

Couples who marry for love tell each other a thousand things without talking...........

Chinese proverb

love

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

love

All you need is Love .

John Lennon

Love

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.


Samuel Butler

lost


"We're not lost. I know exactly where we are!"
~ any male driver on a weekend expedition :D

lost

I can't say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three days .

Daniel Boone

can't

If you can't be famous, be notourious.

MPU

famous

In the futureeveryone will be famous for 15 minutes .

Andy Warhol

future

The future is like a baboons ass, colorful and full of shit.

Arne Anka

A

If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live...........Martin Luther King........

die

To die will be an awfully big adventure .

J.M.Barrie

To

If you have no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life - if you cannot look back to those whom you owe gratitude, or forward to those to whom you ought to afford protection, still it is no less incumbent on you to move steadily in the path of duty; for your active excretions are due not only to society; but in humble gratitude to the Being who made you a member of it, with powers to save yourself and others.


Walter Scott

friends

I have lost some friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

~ Virginia Woolf

the


"Water go down the hoooooooole!"

~ Baby Plucky Duck

Down

"They all float down here..."
~Pennywise

~here

"Here I come to save the Day!"
-Mighty Mouse