Harris, LA Story

"You guys see that sign over there?"

"No shirt, no shoes... no dice!!"

"Learn it... know it... live it."

Anyone? Anyone?

wow i can't beleve how well
this thread had done sorry aqua
dont know that one i may have started this game
but iam not very good at it
thanks all for makeing thread work

No takers...??? The answer is... Brad, Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Next one.

"You can't HEAR Jimmy!"

OMG, i should have gotten that one. my movie knowledge has really gone down hill.

Bump...
Anyone??

not a clue

Wesley Snipes, White Men Can't Jump


"I got a funny feeling, like I'm never going to see her again."

Han Solo/Harrison Ford, Return of the Jedi

I don't know what's wrong, I didn't expect the son of a bitch to get up.

I'm kinda stumped here...but I think that was Apollo in Rocky 4. Not gonna post another quote till someone tells me if I'm right or wrong..don't wanna step on any toes..lol.

sort of a delayed I know... but I just noticed that this was also movie quote as well... "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" :)

Guess the tread kinda got stale. Here's a new one to guess at.

Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed.

Now the politicains are sayin' "Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exploited to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little antilary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and fuckin' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic squad with Quaker State....

so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President.

Matt Damon's character.

Good Will Hunting

Great Quote

Here's one:

"I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture to be done on somebody's part."...."and we are just the guys to do it."

Otter~Animal House

"I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home."

Damn it...I love these games but I think men are better at movie quotes than women are....I sorta remember that quote Aeros but I can't put my finger on it and hubby is out at the moment! I think it is from "Animal House" as well. Am I at least in the ball park?

Can someone figure out the secret as to why men are better at this? LOL! I just had to add SOMETHING here...I hate to be left out!

Mrs. Lix

Well, your SORTA close. This movie that quote came from was out in I think 1970, and had a TV series made about it that was fairly successful.

TY for trying to gimme a clue Aeros but I am now sitting here like a deer in the headlights!!....LMAO!!!!...........So many films and TV shows going round and round in my head!

Damn it again....where is hubby when you need him?

Mrs. Lix

Ok..the character that said this was only in the movie...his character wasn't in the TV show as far as I know. The character's name was Painless. That probably gave it away, but now you gotta figure out what movie he was in..lol.

Well...Ya gotta love a guy for trying to bang the info into a girls head now don't ya?

I am bowing out of this till it is answered and then I am coming back to say I knew it....so don't be surprised!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Mrs. Lix

from the original M*A*S*H movie, Captain Walter Kosciusko "Painless Pole" Waldowski (the dentist)

______________________

"If you let me go, you may keep my friend's head for polo."

OMGGGGGGG....I Knew That!!!!!.....But I swear....I was gonna say M.A.S.H.....but never had a clue of the character.....I just knew Donald Sutherland was in it and I knew he didn't say it! I didn't want to look more stupid than I already have!

Going to my neutral corner now!!!....But I am gonna be on this thread like white on rice when I do know an answer!

Mrs Lix

And P.S...Can't anyone explain why men happen to be better at movie quotes then women????? It's driving me nuts!!!!

P.P.S.........Is it the fact that you can search the net for "Movie Quotes" and then act as if you have a photographic and/or steel trap for a memory????? OMG!!!!!!!....I am so jaded!

In my case I did know where the quote came from, but had to a little digging to find the character's name (had to root through the old VHS tapes). For most of these a search engine would yield the answer ;) but then where is the fun in that!....

As for why men know the quotes better... maybe we just tend to watch less movies and all seem to watch the same ones ;) so the quotes are more memorable... then of course maybe not... I think I spend too much time in the movie theatre and at the rental shop!

So... "If you let me go, you may keep my friend's head for polo."

who knows it?

I know it, but can't remember the movie....if it's the one I'm thinking of, it's actualy said in a subtitle where the main character is talking to a group of natives, and hearing this the natives begin to squeeze his partners head and he thinks it's a kind of greeting...am I close?

(doctor) yup... very close! (doctor) (doctor)

Thanks for the hint...lol...

Chevy Chase...Spies Like Us

oopss..forgot my quote...


"Check out the big brain on Brett!"

Samuel L. Jackson ~ Pulp Fiction

"She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'."

Planes Trains and Automobiles...just can't remember the character...

"This isn't a hostpital...it's an insane assylum!!!"

Man, a classic... Hotlips in M*A*S*H (I think!)

let's see....

"You're not dying you just cant think of anything good to do."

Cameron - from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I didn't know we had a King. I thought we were an
autonomous collective."

Actually it was Ferris Bueller saying that line to Cameron... but I'm just nitpicking... ;)

Your quote is from Monty Python's search for the Holy Grail, by a villager.


~"How could you ever get tired of that ass, Takashi?"

Arggggggggggggggg!!!!!!

I haven't been to a movie since "Forrest Gump"!!!!!!!

Mrs. Lix..................(QUITS)!!!!!!!!....LOL!

We give up Aqua, can we have a clue?? :D

I think I found the answer by cheating, so I won't post it... looks like you stumped the group Aqua... time for new quote? (and the answer ;)?)

Sorry I took so long getting back to this... the movie is Revenge of the Nerds!

"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for two years."

Christopher Walken - Pulp Fiction

Next One:

"What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?"

By the way Aquaman, you stumped me bigtime on the Takashi quote.

Bo Peep, Toy Story

"All my life I've been waiting for someone, and when I find her... she's a fish."

Tom Hanks...Splash

oh shit!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I got so excited I finally knew one, I forgot the next quote
...one sec damn