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Glow in the dark?
Don't yours? There's more uranium in the water here than three mile island, just not as processed. |
I've learned that the closer you get to the bathroom...the more desperately you have to go.
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I suspect that there needs to be mutual protection...a gaggle of American teens with a junior Zoid on board may bring down a 50-year-old cultural exchange program... |
I learned that it's going to take an hour and a half to get down to South Bay tonight
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Scotz,
High octane beer and a consent age of 16 is bound to impress. |
I've learned that I can love them and still call the cops on them.
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I've learned that getting woken up with a tongue on ya pussy aint such a bad thing :slurp:
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I learned that Peter North is originally from Nova Scotia!!!
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I learned that a good role play and some rope can make this girl really happy!
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I learned that I have wonderful friends...on-line and off...and I love them all!
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I learned that this icewine I bought is not real icewine but flash frozen :( so I bought the good stuff today :D
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I learned that MI is going to get its ass kicked next week
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I learned today that I have even less of a clue than I thought.
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i learned that just looking at a pic of a lemur makes me sing:
I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it Ya like to ... MOVE IT! All girls all over the world, original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man! I love how all girls a move them body, and when ya move ya body, and move it, nice and sweet and sexy, alright! Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up, original cute body you a mek man mud up. Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up, original cute body you a mek man mud up. Woman! Physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically, physically fit Woman! Physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically, physically fit Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic Woman! Ya nice, sweet energetic Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic Woman! Y a nice, sweet, fantastic Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it Ya like to ... MOVE IT! Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up, original cute body you a mek man mud up. Eye liner pon ya face a mek man mud up Nose powder pon ya face a mek man mud up Pluck ya eyebrow pon ya face a mek man mud up Gal ya lipstick pon ya face a mek man mud up Woman ya nice broad face, and ya nice hip, make man flip and bust up them lip. Woman ya nice an energetic, big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic. Woman ya nice broad face, and ya nice hip, make man flip and bust up them lip. Woman ya nice and energetic, big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic. I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it Ya like to ... MOVE IT! :D:D:D |
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Why is it that now I'm picturing Vinci and a lemur dancing around to that song? :roflmao: |
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And with John Cleese, of course! :D |
Absolutely. It just wouldn't be as funny if he weren't dancing there with them. :D
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I like to move it move it!!! :booty:
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and you move it so well. ;)
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Today I learned that heating professionals can't pull miracles out of their :kissass:
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To put the skor bar in the freezer first before wacking it with a hammer in the ziplock bag.
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Yep.
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Today I learned that Tummy Tea doesn't always help
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This morning I learned that apparently I wasn't doing a good enough job with my "safe computing" practices. I never meant to send you my tummy virus osuche. I'm sorry. :(
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The definition of "pornographic." *snicker*
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It's absolutely amazing the things we can learn first thing on a Sunday morning. :D
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I learned I can make him guilty from 1000 miles away :p |
I learned that enough snow can head off separation anxiety disorder. :D
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I learned that mothers can drive you nuts in under 2 days!
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My mother can drive someone nuts in under 2 hours. ;) |
I learned the French word for snow. :D
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I spent a lot of the past few days sleeping! :p |
that i can not be relied upon to remember the exact type of filter that's supposed to go in our fridge.
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A fridge has a filter? :D
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To NEVER come between a woman's hair or her shoes!!!
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Not to open oyur mouth when you're furiously multi-tasking
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sodaklostsoul, of course they do. How else do you know what end to light them?
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I learned that today was PF's birthday. :yikes:
Heck, it's probably too late to send him that yacht to play with in the lake, now. :( |
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when you have the fancy shmansy one that gives you water and ice right out the freezer door, and a well they draw that water from, they do. :p |
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