Then TT might become the president.

But what would she do if her minions were naughty?

Then we might have to elect a "Vice" president. :)

What if that meant we had to come up with a whole slate of perv related positions ... like overseer of "Probing Liasons" or "Sex and taries" and stuff?

What if i could lavish some attention on someone...MmmmmMmmmmm

Then we might have to elect you to office. :)

What if that resulted in a gala election party?

Then Allase would have attention lavished back on her!!! (and deservedly so)

But what if we all became wild and horny?

Then we may have to hose you down with cold water.

What if that just wet all the ladies T-shirts and made their nipples protrude?

Then I suspect we might all become more horny.

What if that led to ... well ... intimacy?

Then make sure you don't mistake me for a pixies lady

What if all the lights went out?

Then we could play identify that body part in the dark.


What if things got pulled and stroked until moans sounded in the dark?

Then we would hear the sound of pixies cumming and everything would be wet for a different reason.

But what if all the guy pixies fell asleep after and the lad pixies were still keen?

Then the ladies could be satisfied by the lads.

What if the lads just weren't experienced enough for the wonderful women of pixies?

Then the ladies would take care of one another.


What if the men wandered in to find such a sight?

Then I suspect there'd be a lot of heavy breathing by both the watchers and the doers.

What if someone turned the lights on?

Then it would be very exciting to see who was doing what and to whom.

But what if just one pixie was getting all the attention?

Then I guess I would need to take lessons in sharing. :D


What if I seduced my teacher?

You might get sent to the principle's office

What if when you got there the principle wanted to be seduced too?

Then I'd get worried ... all my principal's were male. :yikes:

What if we decided on taking a quick study course so we could be Tess' teachers?

Then Tess would make sure she got some special one on one tutor time. ;)


What if she got all A's, but was still dumb as dirt?

Then I'd say, "Don't worry about it, we'll just have to keep "it" up ... er ... the tutoring, of course." :D

What if we filled a small wading pool with chocolate pudding and decided to hold nude wrestling sessions?

Then I better have some lunch first because I love chocolate and I'm really hungry. :D


What if DB was the judge of this contest?

Then you ladies would have a decided advantage. :drool:

What if I delegated the judging of the guys to, you, TT ... and I'd do the ladies ... then we'd both judge using the brail reading technique of checking each of the contestants?


(Of course, we might have to practice on each other first. :lust: )

Then we could steal that slogan that says, "let your fingers do the walking."


What if the judges got caught accepting bribes?

Then they must be punished with whips and canes!!!

But what if we struggled to find people to weild them?

Then we would have to take matters into our own hands.

What if we all became very excited at the thought of :spank: each other?

Then I suspect a lot of bare bottoms would come into view.

What if the gals all grabbed strap-ons?

Then the boys better grab their ankles and pray for mercy. ;)


What if in the middle of all this strap-on fun the fire alarm went off?

Then everyone would be running outside with hard "fire poles" waving!

What if it was chiily outside?

Then the guys might have to share bodily warmth with the gals. :lust:

What if people drove by and saw us?

Then we might have to smile a lot.

What if the ladies suddenly realized they were still wearing their strap-ons?

Then they might blush a little.

What if their blushing only made them look sexier?

Then they men would start their groping and begging again.


What if the girls just wanted to cuddle and talk though?

Then they might laugh...and you know how charming it is to see people smile.

What if I made you laugh?

Then you might get to hear my famous snort. :D


What if that made you laugh so much you peed your pants?

then I'd have to take them off.

What if I asked to borrow your robe?

Sorry - don't have a robe.

What if I offered you my pajamas instead?

Then I would leave the bottoms and just wear the top.


What if it was too short though and my booty hung out?

Then you'd shiver me timber, and I'd be thinking about you walking my plank. :hot:

What if I traced the curve of the bottom of your tush with my fingertips?

I'd probably be shocked! :)

What if I did that with Tingling Tess?

then she'd probably giggle


What if I wore nothing but these beads to a private party?

then you'd be the centre of attention for sure!

What if i visited America