I think they are best measured using a non-standard unit of measurement.

Well...that settles it...Steph really is the right gal for the job!

If the tard label fits!

Non-standard will definitely be the first way to go. Is it the Bitch Mod Indicator (BMI)?

This BMI entails measuring using the mouth first. Once size is first estimated, measurements will move south. If south works, the Aqua Prized Standard may be used.

<---hopes ^^^^^ grades on a curve! :D

I am totaly lost, I've read most of this thread but what the fuck are you talking about! Pudding? Curve? Fill me in folks if you will.

I'm a jerk ass....phlem girl gets 80 pixies credits...sniff...wipe...cough!

Otis Unveiled!!
Ya Happy now Steph...tee hee

He's the cutest cat but I'm not getting into the shaving aspect.

Flem gives you credits for the site she works for!