I just need to be fucked!

Help, I need somebody to mow my yard, so I can stay on the Pixie's board all day!

Help, I need somebody to send him home from work now.

to throttle a coupla co-workers. Thanks.

consider it done just tell me where and....?
 

i'll take care of the rest....
Helllllpppp!! I need somebody's opinion about story i just posted in gen sex chat...."i just want to suck cock!:slurp: :hot:

well i can give it to you from my piont of view!! :)

I need help with this hardness in my groin right now!

HMMMMMM............................
 

needs help keeping the drool from getting on everything...
bust it out baby!

to work for me today

Help I need somebody to give me a full body massage......and I mean FULL body

**Whishes he lived in the states right now**

Help i need someone to help me get to the states to massage all those loveley pixies ladies

Help I STILL need somebody to massage me.....i have an ache all over.

Looks like I may too late to help out^^^ poor IWM!


I just need somebody to talk to...

Coaster....why didn't you talk to me????? What's wrong????? :(
(no one took care of my aches)

HELP I need somebody to tuck me in bed.

to treat me to breakfast in a few hours :)

to miraculously mow my lawn and clean my house for me today

... to rub my back.

frolic in the park with me

i'm im me :sex: :sex: :bj: :spin: :cool: [email protected]

who is subtle :)

*THUDD!*


You called? :D

Yes, for subtlety. You missed that boat when you stopped to try on the DJ shirt.

... to scratch an itchy spot on my back. :(

To rescue me and tell me I dont have to go to work tomorrow

Help me clean the garage.

Help, I need somebody to send me to the tropics

I need somebody to tell me what I did with my super glue.

Your daughter hid it from you.



I need somebody to send me a post card.

Do you think addressing it ... IWM c/o the State of Florida would do it?

NO DB, I dont think I would ever get it :(

Help, I need somebody to take care of this ache

Help, I need help on remembering to do what the thread asks. :rolleyes:

(Rats on the addressing. :()

to paint my toe nails

... to find my socks.

Help!!! I need somebody...
 

... with a wet pussy to go with my over-excited cock

Can you pencil me in GusAspar?

I need someone to do my laundry because I always manage to shrink something . :mad:

. . . someone to make my lunch!

Help I need somebody to come finish my ironing.

Help I need somebody to pack my bags (because I'm too lazy to do it)

I need somebody to come cook dinner for me.