Axel Foley: Billy, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.

John Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She sets the poodle down on the bar. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says ... oh Shit!!!

p.s. that has always annoyed me about that movie that they never finished the joke, although i'm sure its made up just for the movie anyway ...

from Old School:

Waiter: Love, it's a mother fucker, huh?"

pulp fiction:

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, because it don't belong to me.

Starsky: Do it, DO IT! DO IT!

Miss Mullins: Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Lemmons said that she heard music coming from the classroom.
Dewey Finn: Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?

school of rock

Toughter then leather

Mike d : Waiter do you have Crabs
Waiter :Why yes sir
Mike d : well get the fuck away b4 you give them to me

The Crow

Eric draven just b4 he kills Tin tin

Victoms arn't we all

"I've got a bad feeling about this", Star Wars

(man pondering suicide, talking to his pal)

"I can't drown myself"

"Why not?"

"Because I can't swim"


The Full Monty

"Good talk, Russ."
National Lampoon's Vacation.

I use that one all the time after tough conversations.

"Meatloaf, beatloaf... I hate meatloaf!"

Randy, the little brother in "A Christmas Story"

"That Hansel...he's so hot right now"


- Mugatu(Will Ferrell) from Zoolander

Old School:

Frank: We're going streaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"God has a hard one for marines" The drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket

Well said, well spoken...

Chevy Chase, Seems Like Old Times

"Snakes...Why'd it have to be Snakes?"

Raiders of the Lost Ark

"You burned the food, the shade....the rum, yes the rum is gone, but why is the rum gone!"

-Pirates of the Carribbean

Stripes:

John Winger: Lee Harvey. You are a madman. When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you.

The truth is a virtue.

So be it.

Both from Pump Up the Volume.

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.


Pulp Fiction

His Niece : We're dropping 2,000 feet!
The Great Man : It's all right, dear. Don't start worrying 'til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.

"never Give a sucker an even break" 1941

Charlie Brown : It's stupid to just sit here and admire that little red haired girl from a distance. It's stupid not to get up and go over and talk to her.
[stands up]
Charlie Brown : It's really stupid! It's just plain stupid; so why I don't I go over and talk to her?!
[sits down]
Charlie Brown : Because I'm stupid.

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Charlie Brown : There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.


"you're in love charlie brown" tv movie 1967

Mae West- I used to be Snow White....but I drifted
Good sex is like good bridge....if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Come and get me copper.

Phone Rings, Stan picks it up

Stan Says "It sure is"
Stan Hangs Up

Ollie says "Who was that"
Stan Says "Just some Joker who said it's a long distance from Atlanta Georgia"

Vot is your name

Don't tell him Pike


I know it's TV but that line from Dad's Army cracks me up

looka at me ma i'm on top of the world (Jimmy C)