LMAO@BIBI!!!

OMG! I think he's one and the same of the monster under my bed!

Have either of you seen that ad, for picture telephones,on TV?
A man opens his closet door.There is a monster there.He says
something about the fact that he's the one that was there,when he was a kid. Irish
P.S.With,the picture phone,he can send proof,that the monster,
really exists.When I was a kid,there was a black panther,in mine.
Probably because of the movie,that I saw with my Grandmother,
that had a black panther,killing all of the kids,in the movie,

Yes I have seen that commercial and it makes me laugh each time it's on......but he's kinda cute and endearing compared to Jacko's mug :)

He has a Roman nose. If he goes out in the sun, it melts and roams all over his face!

Q:How does Jacko,pick his nose?
















A:From a catalog!
Irish

LOL @ C22 and Irish

Gentlefolk,

The judge handling Michael Jackson's child molestation trial, Rodney Melville, told a pre-trial hearing in Santa Maria, California that he would like it "to be our goal to try this case by the end of the year".

Both prosecution and defense attorneys said they could make the deadline.

Regular speed demons, yes?

jseal---From everything that I've seen on the "Gossip" columns,on
TV,he may be broke by then.How do these people,go thru millions
of dollars?Jacko,Mike Tyson,etc.(many more)A hundred dollars,is
alot of money,to me. Irish
P.S.Of course,these gossips(like politics)are beleived entirely,by
the side that you're on.

...in other news
 

Gentlefolk,

Mr. Jackson and his former wife Debbie Rowe have agreed to allow a retired judge to mediate in a family dispute. L.A. Judge Stephen Lachs has been appointed to handle the undisclosed matter between the divorced couple.

It has been reported that Ms Rowe, mother of Prince Michael I and Paris, is seeking custody of the children. Mr. Jackson and Ms. Rowe were married in 1996 and divorced three years later.

jseal---I don't know,if it's true or not.Many news shows,reported
that, those children,are not technically,even his.The sperm was
supposedly gotten at a sperm donor bank,and was "invitro"(sp?)
implanted into her body.You hear so many stories,that you don't
know what to believe! Irish

Doubt much of him is his anyhow. There must be lots of interesting things in jars around his place!

Prince Michael? and Paris? Ahhhhh isn't that cute.Little Paris has got her daddy's nose. Now give it back to him baby.

...stay tuned
 

Gentlefolk,

Investigators in the child molestation case against Mr. Jackson have taken phone records, pop videos and a DVD of a party from his home. Court papers released on Monday listed the items taken along with details of search warrants and affidavits. The judge agreed last month to release the records but ordered details to be omitted.

Phone records were taken in response to a warrant issued on January 22nd. The documents also show a search of an unidentified property on January 30th, during which police took computers, photos, videos, three videos of Mr Jackson on compact discs and a DVD of a party at Neverland. A January 31st search led to the taking of computers, documents - some involving Mr. Jackson - and videotapes.

The address of the property was removed, but law enforcement officials confirmed they had been searching the Calabasas residence of one of Jackson's former producers, Marc Schaffel.

The Tlot Phickens!

...not done yet
 

Gentlefolk,

A past Jackson accuser speak out...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3536675.stm