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These two are older than sex but I think they say it all...
"Look! When I want to hear from an asshole...I'll fart!!!!" "You want to know something? I know that you will never suffer from hemmoroids...because your such a perfect asshole!" |
How about...
Colder than a well diggers ass.....means pretty damn cold |
Single women can't fart
They don't have an asshole Until they get married sorry just a little funny!!! |
BIBI........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........LMAO.......he hehe
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I may be fat but your ugly and at least I can lose weight
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This is as thrilling as watching paint dry!
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*bump*
Slicker 'n snot = very cool You're shitting me = You're lying |
Brat!
I was thinking of bumping this but my contributions are way too retarded. beating a dead horse = continuing to do something past the point of usefullnesss shit the bed = stopped working and can't be fixed (ie...I was crushing ice cubes in the blender and it shit the bed) |
Quote:
<----always said, "Slicker 'n snot on a glass doorknob." But maybe it was a Kentucky thing. :D |
Fine as frog hair split 7 ways! - excellent mood
Dumber than a box of rocks & uglier than the back side of a mule - means that person is really stupid & ugly. Shit + 2 is 8.... that is how my mom would swear when we were little... she would throw in a math lesson every now and then by asking us what shit would be... lol |
I went out to dinner with a couple from England and their teenaged son. As we are sitting outside drinking a few drinks their son kept saying how there was lots of nice "birds" here. So I start looking in the trees to figure out what type of bird he was seeing so I could tell him what they were called. So finally I asked "where are the birds". Then I was informed that he meant girls! LOL
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My favorite...."Meanwhile, back at the ranch..."
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didn't realize there was a thread for this. i asked about sayings in other parts of the world, but here in Texas we're
"fixin' to" when we're about to do something. "I'm fixin to go to the store" we also have a saying about University of Oklahoma....now don't anyone get mad at me but it's been said that you can't spell Mother Fu@#$! without OU! |
OK...this is getting easier (seeing skip's old threads). TY Aqua!!! *hug*
Colder than a brass commode on the shady side of an iceburg! ~ self explainitory Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining! ~ liar, liar...don't put out the fire on MY pants! *touches monitor screen...miss you skip!...blows a kiss* |
I don't think I will ever get used to this... my heart lands in my throat everytime... *sigh*
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