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BIBI 09-05-2002 10:46 AM

These two are older than sex but I think they say it all...

"Look! When I want to hear from an asshole...I'll fart!!!!"

"You want to know something? I know that you will never suffer from hemmoroids...because your such a perfect asshole!"

skipthisone 10-11-2002 03:26 PM

How about...

Colder than a well diggers ass.....means pretty damn cold

BIBI 10-11-2002 06:27 PM

Single women can't fart
They don't have an asshole
Until they get married

sorry just a little funny!!!

Nikki 10-14-2002 06:30 AM

BIBI........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........LMAO.......he hehe

BIBI 10-21-2002 09:46 PM

I may be fat but your ugly and at least I can lose weight

BIBI 10-21-2002 09:49 PM

This is as thrilling as watching paint dry!

Aqua 10-13-2004 11:42 AM

*bump*

Slicker 'n snot = very cool
You're shitting me = You're lying

WildIrish 10-13-2004 11:44 AM

Brat!


I was thinking of bumping this but my contributions are way too retarded.


beating a dead horse = continuing to do something past the point of usefullnesss

shit the bed = stopped working and can't be fixed (ie...I was crushing ice cubes in the blender and it shit the bed)

IAKaraokeGirl 10-13-2004 11:55 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aqua
*bump*

Slicker 'n snot = very cool



<----always said, "Slicker 'n snot on a glass doorknob."

But maybe it was a Kentucky thing. :D

Cheyanne 10-13-2004 02:46 PM

Fine as frog hair split 7 ways! - excellent mood

Dumber than a box of rocks & uglier than the back side of a mule - means that person is really stupid & ugly.

Shit + 2 is 8.... that is how my mom would swear when we were little... she would throw in a math lesson every now and then by asking us what shit would be... lol

Summer 10-13-2004 03:00 PM

I went out to dinner with a couple from England and their teenaged son. As we are sitting outside drinking a few drinks their son kept saying how there was lots of nice "birds" here. So I start looking in the trees to figure out what type of bird he was seeing so I could tell him what they were called. So finally I asked "where are the birds". Then I was informed that he meant girls! LOL

osuche 10-13-2004 03:11 PM

My favorite...."Meanwhile, back at the ranch..."

texascubfan 10-13-2004 03:26 PM

didn't realize there was a thread for this. i asked about sayings in other parts of the world, but here in Texas we're
"fixin' to" when we're about to do something. "I'm fixin to go to the store"

we also have a saying about University of Oklahoma....now don't anyone get mad at me but it's been said that you can't spell Mother Fu@#$! without OU!

LixyChick 10-13-2004 05:29 PM

OK...this is getting easier (seeing skip's old threads). TY Aqua!!! *hug*

Colder than a brass commode on the shady side of an iceburg! ~ self explainitory

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining! ~ liar, liar...don't put out the fire on MY pants!

*touches monitor screen...miss you skip!...blows a kiss*

jennaflower 10-13-2004 05:51 PM

I don't think I will ever get used to this... my heart lands in my throat everytime... *sigh*


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