I think it should read.....

"HERE LIES OLDFART"
"QUITE THE STINKER, HE WAS"


sorry....couldn't resist ;)

I don't like the idea of an old boring tombstone.. I want to have a button hooked up to a tape of me saying random things like "See ya soon.." "Hi, I'm dead, leave a message after the beep. (beep)" "God no, dig! let me out! I can't breath."

...Maybe a cool little lazer lightshow to go with it.

I'd have the only grave in the world with a full working lazer lightshow. It would be like Vegas. People all over would line up to see the crazy guy with the lightshow and talking grave.

Bibi......

Cad perhaps, bounder almost certainly, but stinker?

I am cut, but being dead, not bleeding. LOL

Under this sod lies another.

I'll be back!

Help me.. I've fallen and can't get up !

A crazier son of a bitch,
There never will be.
Pointed his sword at the dragon,
And now here lies he.

"Excuse me, but do you know you are standing on my foot?"

If I die on the Russian front
Bury me deep with a Russian.........

Oh, wait........that's what hubby wants on his! LOL! JK folks!

I'm not going to be buried.....but if I were, I would want the stone to say.......

I try and try to rest in peace,
I'll make this brief, to say the least.
I'm dead for sure, but I'm not gone!
I think I left the iron on!

TeeHee! I just made that up!

~*~*BUMP *~*~

**** BUMPING AGAIN ****

"Remember me as you walk by,
as you are now so once was I,
as I am now, soon you will be,
so prepare yourself to follow me."

;)

"I know that this looks bad,
but I can explain..."

Room for rent in a very quiet neighborhood.

"Thank Christ That's Over!"

I'm not going to be buried.....but if I were, I would want the stone to say.......

Finally found a place to park!!

Father,Dad,Motorist!!