Those pants are very becoming on you...if I was them I'd be coming on you too.

My wife told me that a LONG time ago a black man asked her if she wanted... "some soul in her hole."
Ack!

Lilith...
 

These are actual lines thrown at me in the last 4 years. All by men, I might add...

As I was grabbing Gatorade at the 7-11 "That's illegal!" (I abruptly ask "what?" he replies "...you making that Gatorade look so good!" (Ick)

"Hey...if you are what you eat, can I be you tonight?"

Bloke sprinkles liquid from his drink at me and says "we oughta get you home and outta those wet clothes!"

"There's a Party in my pants, and you're invited!"

Of course, I can be just as smarmy. I love to sit on a woman's lap, run my thumb sensually across her lips and ask "is this seat taken?" ;)

Ophelia

Ophelia
 

You are tooo funny!:D

Re: Lilith...
 

Ophelia Corallary, one of my friends and I were on our way home from a formal dance, I stopped at a gas (petrol) station for snacks and gas, a carload of guys came up and asked us "hey ladies, where's the party?" my reply as she and I got in the car was "under my skirt and you're not invited" then she and I sped off laughing.... I love my stickshift it sounds so wonderful when I speed off, I decide when to shift so it sounds like it has more than a 4 cyl.


oooh one line I used just to destroy the mood .... my g/f said "I'm sooo horny I'm not going to be able sleep for weeks..." I moved and whispered in her ear " no one ever died from over-arousal."
Always
Kyttn

I've also heard many of these, but the one that I'll always remember is, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I would love to make your Bed Rock!"

I bet your dad's a thief. Why? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. :D

"Do you have a quarter?" No, why? "Well, my mom told me to call her when I fall in love."

Can I have your mother's address so I can send her a thank you note....

Naughty Nurse
 

Wil Ma help?

Little girl want a boiled lolly?

Oops, carried away there!

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Actually heard (no lie)
 

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.