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sugarfreecandy 02-03-2002 01:14 PM

Re: Extraction
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oldfart
SFC.

I have been thinking of your channel for ages.

The extraction device I have been loath to mention, as it

carries elements of crass commercialism, is taken

from the new Bond movie "The Spy who Fucked my Brains Out

and Threw me on the SOFA".

In Bond's new car, a ROTFLMAO 2500, he eludes a persistant

SMERSH assassin intent on sucking him to death by means

of Q's last great invention, the ejection tongue.

Sorry.


The Ejection Tongue!!!! Now why didn't I think of that??? OF, you're a genius. Please let me know when the first working models are built, as I think I need to familiarize myself with our new product as soon as possible.

As for the crass commercialism, this product is so revolutionary and so extraordinarily delightful that I think any means of drawing the public's attention to it is certainly justified. Besides, I've always had a thing for Bond... ;)

--- sweetstuff

jay 02-04-2002 12:08 AM

hey sorry I'm late but as head of the maintenance dept. I have been quite busy refilling the self lubing mechenisim and what not how ever my shift has just ended and I put on my tie so is there room for me ont the machine??

sugarfreecandy 02-04-2002 12:19 AM

Jay! Come on in! Glad you could join us...

Sure, there's lots of room on the Slippery-Dip! And you of all people know just how well lubed up I --- I mean, it is... :p

So do you want to be part of the slide, or do you want to go down in history as our first-ever male slider? (I know Lilith, Xanne, and I, and all the other women here will do our best to make that first slide memorable for whichever man decides to take the plunge...) :p :o :p

--- sweetstuff

p.s. OldFart: reports are in regarding the 24-hour orgasm investigation. It appears that immediately after the 24-hour orgasm brought about by the Slippery-Dip device, 100% of our respondent* declared herself ready to do it all over again.
*(A single respondent, yes, but I made sure to do a very thorough investigation of myself!)

jay 02-04-2002 12:24 AM

can I start at lilith and slide down from there or do I have to go all the way to the top its a long way up and I'm tired from the long day at "work"

sugarfreecandy 02-04-2002 12:29 AM

Sure, Jay, you can start wherever you like --- but be warned, you're cutting your trip short. We'll try to make it worth your while, though! :p :o :p

(When we get our Mark2[E-S] model developed we won't have to deal with this problem anymore --- you'll be able to start wherever and slide forever... But for now, I can tell you from personal experience that this model is mighty fine as is!!! I'm sliding again after you!!!!)

--- sweetstuff

jay 02-04-2002 12:34 AM

as head of the maint. dept. I'd be happy to go over the designs for the mark2[e-s] tomorow in my private office how ever it will have to be a candle light meeting cause my lights arent uh... working yah thats it.

sugarfreecandy 02-04-2002 12:44 AM

Why certainly... I'd be happy to bring along my schematic drawings... Will we have all the other department heads there as well? I know Prophet and LadyPleaser will be sorry to be left out... I think we all need to work together very closely! However, if you think we need to review the design one-on-one before we go into any larger group meetings, I would be happy to devote my complete attention to you --- I mean, to the designs... Have your people contact my people, we'll be lunch ---- ummm, I mean, we'll do each other ---- no, no, no, I mean, we'll do lunch. Yeah, that's it, we'll do lunch! :D

--- sweetstuff

scotzoidman 02-04-2002 01:26 AM

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Just in case you think this design was an easy, slap-together installation, OldFart shared with me some of the initial engineering studies that went into making the SOFA a reality... many sleepless nights went into this one study alone...

sugarfreecandy 02-04-2002 01:42 AM

This is exactly why we pay you guys the big bucks, Scotz --- that is a masterpiece of engineering. I'm glad we have such fine minds contributing with such tremendous dedication to our glorious project... :D

--- sweetstuff

motega20 02-04-2002 02:06 AM

well...
 
All I have to say is count me in... I can't sit here typing when there are more important things to do!

Lilith 02-04-2002 08:21 AM

I concur
 
24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24hr. continual orgam results in24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in .................

a loss of organized thoughts and ability to concentrate.~~~~~~~~~>Lilith(I think it's me. I have lost track of where I stop and another starts)

sugarfreecandy 02-04-2002 01:17 PM

Motega --- I like your can-do attitude! Come on, hop up, and start sliding!!!!!!!!!!!! :p :o :p :o :p

Lilith --- Pleased to see the results of my investigation have been independently validated. I too have noted that same lack of organized thoughts, concentration, and any recognition of limits to the perceived self --- I think this requires a great deal of further investigation, don't you? I hope you'll continue to run studies parallel to my own so we can compare results (and because, heck, it's just so much fun!)...

--- sweetstuff

Aqua 02-04-2002 01:21 PM

Where do I get in line... I really need to go for a ride! (I wonder how I can slow myself down when I'm passing SFC...??) :p

sugarfreecandy 02-04-2002 01:29 PM

Aquaman, glad you made it back to the party! Start right up there, and you can cum on down that slide as many times as you like! Don't worry about slowing yourself down as you slip by --- I'll make sure to catch you as you cum past so as I can thank you properly for all your help in getting things set up... :p :o :p :o :p

--- sweetstuff

Oldfart 02-04-2002 03:35 PM

ROS
 
Recursive Orgasm Syndrome

My God, Scotz.

We're up for Nobel Prizes in Engineering and Medicine.

Where will it end?


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