Apparently an insomniac firebug on the loose...there's one for the FBI profilers...

The denture adhesive commercials with the old fooks singing "Bye Bye Love" badly out of tune...

That, & the equally annoying bad singing by senior citizens in the scooter chair ads...what, do people lose their ability to carry a tune in a bucket after their 75th birthday?

Yes, they can no longer hear what they're singing.

The head overpowers the middle ear.

the ginormous logos and messages that TV stations put at the bottom of the screens these days. what the f**k is up with those!? i know what channel i'm watching and i know what show i'm watching, there is no need to remind me with size 563256754 type, a small semitransparent logo will suffice fine for copyright questions, tyvm.

What gives me the red ass is not the logo reminding me of what I'm watching, but the interminable crawlers advising me of what comes next or the "big event" show coming next month, that are always placed right on top of any superimposed text that's part of the show I'm trying to fuckin' watch right now!

All a part of the move toward making tv viewing all commericials, as near as I can tell...

"Viva Viagra"

Guys that need it are not gonna talk about it, much less get together with their homes & sing about it....

Took me the last 20 minutes or so to dig up this thread, but it was worth the effort.

When mrs zoid informed me of Billy Hays' death, I shouted, "THERE IS A GOD!" while descending the stairs to the basement (probably an ironic metaphor there, but I'm not going any further with it)

And while I've got this one dug up, I'm growing increasingly weary of the annoyingly perky/sassy Progressive Insurance girl. Another one that would lead to cheers rather than tears at news of her death.

& now that Billy Mays died a couple days ago (the day or so after MJ) we can move onto that dipshit slapchopper & scamWOW promo!
:nuts:

Any commercials that SCREAMS at me, I turn off. Mentally AND physically. :fix: (God live the remote)

Coke Zero

what Zero every thought them up ... da .. da ..da

Stupid Teenagers With Fireworks!

When I heard(on the TV)of Billy Mays death,that thread,was the 1st thing that I thought of! Irish :roflmao:

Actually though I might confess they are some times annoying I might miss Billy..... citrus your right Sully and Vince will pick up the flag

And now they're saying that Billy was coked up as well!

Somehow I'm not surprised...anybody that talked that fast, that loud, has gotta be stoked on something.

And, while I'm here, could the TV Guide channel give us more about the death of MichaelFuckinJackson? I'm afraid someone's gonna forget about him otherwise... :banghead: