OK...here's where I can help!

Fill my hoo hoo with your cream first and we'll see how it turns out. Ya know...a trial run. All in the name of saving face, of course!























Can't wait to see what he does with that last line! ^^^

Isn't it amazing a guy starts out askin for a culinary tip and we end up turning it into something smutty? Then again he was the one that "went there" I suppose....I love it!

Well of course I'll be shaving my face first! Wouldn't want to give you any whisker burns. ;)

Burn baby burn...disco inferno!

/me drags out the bell bottoms and platform shoes!


Hey! What's this yellow stain in the crotch of my white leisure suit? :confused: