I got halfway up Mt. Everest once, decided the view really wasn't that great, and came back down.

You probably didn't know that I was the one that taught Johnny Depp everything he knows about acting.

I am going to rob a bank on Monday at high noon.

....and I taught him everything he knows about sex

I hate to admit it, being this is Pixies and all, but...I don't like sex one iota.

I've got a date with Orli tonight!

I never post at Pixies.

I know, sodaklostsoul. I don't post often, either. I lead such a sheltered life.

The weather here is cool and clear.

I wonder if our chauffeur is ready to run us up to church?

The internet is a flash in the pan.

I looooooove to mow the lawn.

I just love being on a diet and giving up chocolate.

I just really enjoy reruns on tv

I would hate to have a personal chef.