I'm not sure which is worse, getting no hits or the wierd ones. I'm good at getting none, I'm thinking the humor value of the whack-jobs would make it worth getting some of those...

*smacks self in the forehead*....and i thought it couldn't possibly get any worse.....today's offering was a fairly nice looking fella....profile seemed ok....his message was friendly enough.......so what was bugging me?.....could it be the TALL fence with the razor wire stretched across the top? ....or was it the guys in the orange jumpsuits in the background?....or maybe the guntower?......or perhaps the guards standing off to the side? (least one of them had a cute ass LOL)

:yikes:

Here kathy... *reaches into the popcorn bag*... can I offer you some popcorn?

It's got extra butter!

Oh Kathy!

Personally I'd give my right arm to be able to 'train up' the virgin, but that's just me! LOL

I can sympathise with your plight - we've all been there, but don't worry, someone will come along when you're least expecting it. x

Orange jumpsuits are so last year.

perhaps the guards standing off to the side? (least one of them had a cute ass LOL)

How big was his gun?!?!?!?! Sorry could'nt resist. ( Goes to check on the case of batteries I need to send kathy for xmas) <------I could have it delevered by a man in a brown jumpsuit!! ;o)~

^^^^ohhhhh could ya make it that UPS guy that delivers to the office every day??????? Puhhhleeeeezzzzzzzzzzz???????

So you need something in your orfice.... er office in the morning huh? :D

got a package for me, do ya?....funny, but i don't remember ordering from acme

Acme orfice drawers cleaning kit is on the way.

ah, sumpin to unrattle me, eh?

So, wtf is this? This morning i find 4 hits....ALLLLLL from married men!!!! Funny, but i don't remember putting a note on my profile there about having a convenient hole to prop every damn wandering dick in :rant: !!!!!!!!!! Geez, Louise!!!!

Kathy, some men can't keep the hand out of the cookie jar. I'm sure it's no reflection on you. ;)