I think I'd pay full price...does he come with strawberries and whipped cream again?

He comes with whatever me lady requires to refresh her taste buds.

Oh my...I'd like to taste what she's getting please.

Ah! The Meg Ryan special. A fine choice.

Can I get one small sample lick just to see if he's to my liking?

I would like a hot piece of meat please. House special?

I would like something light and refreshing. Maybe a Waldoof Salad and an iced tea with lemon. :)

Are tastes of the other patrons of your fine restaurant permitted?

Make mine extra rear please.

Ok, I never thought ordering "food" would be so arousing.

dont know about a cute waiter, but will a down home hillbilly work for ya

I do hear hillbillys are particular tasty

hhmm crazyhawk, what do you think you could provide sir?

Could be.:confused: ...but they cost ten times as much. :eek:

Then maybe I'll just have the PF ala mode.....extra ice cream please.