You have made 18.28125 gallons and 152.564416875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3 football fields!
You have killed approximately 842,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4680 kittens.

Woo Hoo...it's been a busy year!

Since February, I've manufactured and distributed 4.1302083 gallons and 34.468257145 lbs. of Jizz!

And I have killed 2236 kittens.

All with my bare hands!


/me pats self on back (after washing hands of course)

This must be the result of a typo! I can't have filled 4 milk cartons with spoo!

I'm cufused, what does me abusing darth vader have to do with kittens? anyway, here's my stats. mind you, they're a little skewed since i'm an older person!
You have made 48.75 gallons and 406.838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,684,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9360 kittens.

I didn't take it cause I don't wank.

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Poor kittens
 

You have made 89.578125 gallons and 747.5656426875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.37 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,127,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 22932 kittens.


Personal Estimates:
15% went directly into the toilet
65% went into pieces of Kleenex
20% went here and there, and everywhere!

p.s. In addition to those 4.1 trillion swimmers I killed, I am proud to also have made ONE perfect BABY GIRL! 1 year old next month!

i figure for a 21 year old i'm not doing too bad


You have made 8.125 gallons and 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 57.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 374,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2080 kittens.

You have made 45.703125 gallons and 381.4110421875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 3.25 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,106,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 11700 kittens.