What I'm doing with all my spare electronic listening devices.

Watching the grass grow.

What do you do when it's too hot to mow.

I'll drink to that.

What is the only toast worth using?

An Aubergine, a cucumber, a ciggerete packet and a tape by Queen!

What should I pack for my road trip?





Loose lips sink ships.

What's the problem with sea monsters?

30% chance of rain.

what is the weather tomorrow in Boston?


damnit I dropped the spoon

An unnecessary comment when licking an ice cream sundae off my body. ;)

how did you *do* that?

What happend when I "queefed" while giving oral?!

Soft and Dry

What is the pre-foreplay condition called?

Land of 10,000 lakes.

What is Minnesota's claim to fame?

Strawberries, cream, and port wine

What are three things Martha Stewart will have smuggled into her jail cell? :p

2 feet 9 inches

How long would it have to be to touch the floor while standing?

Glen Campbell and Conway Twitty

Two oldies but goodies

Sex against the wall

What you get when one of your fantasies comes true.

night and day

How often i think about fucking?



milk and cookies