And happy does nothing, I suppose?

Like working?

Who wouldn't like working my ass off, getting no respect, and having nothing to show for it? What a trip!


[Thanks, STO for coming up with this game...lmao]


Isn't plane travel a joy these days?

Yes, I enjoy it as much as I'd enjoy giving myself a C-section.


Gambling is so fun!

Nothing sweeter than working hard for the money and then pissing it away.

Oh no, is it Friday evening?

As if I'd know what the hell to do with it!



Doesn't an accordian make just the most beautiful music?

Sounds as divine as angels playing harmonicas.


Like making love to a German?

Not touching that one.
Like making love?

About as much as I enjoy getting my teeth pulled.

Enjoy meeting new people?

As much as one can revel in dullards.

Enjoy leaving people?

It's second only to meeting people on my list of pleasures.

Enjoy giving as good as you get?

Only if I am sleepwalking.

Ever met your match?

Do you see one who can hang with me now?????? And YES I AM "all that"

Would you have sex in the rain?:p

:o AND GET MY TUSH WET? :rolleyes:

Your dress is too long.

AFter all, anything that even partially covers your ass is far too long.


Your smile is beautiful

Ah geez, I KNEW you were gonna ask me for a loan.


Don't you just love walking along the beach?