I believe you. :rolleyes:

I just know my $1 lottery ticket is going to win me millions!

I’m displeased my daughter has returned for a visit.

I'm glad our car doesn't need to be washed.

I was hoping my daughter’s visit could have been shortened by several days.

I walked twenty-five miles this morning.

I jogged 25 miles this morning. :D

I developed a teleportation device which lets me jog in place for 50 miles! :)

I am the fastest runner in the world!

I'm sure glad there always seems to be unexpected expenses popping up.

I’m all caught up with my weekend chores.

We didn't go see "Planes" yesterday at the movies.

I'm considering cosmetic surgery...maybe having a pair of 16-lb bowling balls installed in my scrotum.

I am moving to Iceland.

I hope it's next to the thermal vent I just purchased. :)