I detest this place

There is nothing more disgusting then being flirted with by Pixie man.

I wouldn't know. :eek:

Money making days at work make me want to quit my job and open a lemonade stand in my front yard.

I have no desire to :licker: anymore!

This year, I'm going to go backwards on the calendar ... so I'm starting with today as being December 31, 2013. :)

I want to go outside in this cold!

I'm hoping we skip over spring this year and go directly from bitter cold to blistery hot.

I've decided to quit my job and become a pole dancer.

I don't feel a cold coming on....

My nose isn't running.

I'm really not looking forward to having our neighbor over this evening.

With the Weather Channel predicting rain today, I think I'll try to stay outdoors and work on my winter tan.

Angry customers threatening to cancel their order is the stuff I live for.

To speed up my weight loss ... I've quit eating ...





:faint: