I don't.......... I'm soooooooo offended!

*sits back and stuffs face* with :corn:

I'm never sleeping on Booger's waterbed again!!!

I love accounting and wish I could do it all of the time.

mine too!
greased lightning i tell ya!

I didn't eat the entire portion of Roast Pork Egg Foo Young in one sitting.

I'm not thinking that ^^^ post means that WI ate TWO portions of Roast Pork Egg Foo Young in one sitting. :D

My son HATED the wave pool at the waterpark today. He was scared shitless of the water, I don't know if I'll ever get him to go back.

I hate it when my Friday gets here - just don't have a thing to do this weekend. And I don't want any suggestions either!

I'm not sitting here, wondering how much cooler the night air might get and if I should try to load some more stuff on the truck yet tonight.

I have never (never ever) coveted another woman's husband. :hot:

Of course, I do not only mean that I would never covet them for a hot :hot: night of sex

Nor have I ever wanted to have a hot night of sex with our sexy Engineering VP at work. :D

Nor did I just think about him....naked :spin:

My libido never peaks right before I am in the Hut :D

I've never had the sneaking suspicion that I'm incriminating myself. :D