this story


Talk about a rough day. lmao

LMAO :D Brings Moe, Larry & Curly to mind...

Running out of tampons and having an emergency on the airplane.....trying to wrap the "free" maxipad around my little white thong and hoping for the best.

Thongs do *not* work for maxi-pad wearers! :yikes:

This place is nothing if not educational. :rofl:

Gotta admit, that story got a laugh out of me though. :D

Walking to work today from a bookstore near Times Square over to my office on 48th & 6th...it's a moderately warm day for this time of year in this city. But everyone is mostly still in down jackets and wool caps and the like.

Just before I hit 42nd St., I notice a tall, model-ish brunette walking ahead of me. I didn't see her face, but she had a big, fluffy, 80's-style hairdo. She had on either a weird pair of shorts or a mini skirt that looked like cutoff safari/cargo pants with the side pockets re-sewn on the buttcheeks. They exposed a LOT of leg and the gams that were shown was a tad more on the side of Nicole Richie spindly than Tina Turner shapely. These were bottomed off by a pair of gold-glitter covered, tapered platform shoes that made her every step wobbly and shaky, like she was in danger of tripping and falling over if she increased her speed beyond 1mph.

Needless to say, she turned everyone's head and it was more amusing watching everyone else's facial expressions. Her whole shebang was just so deliciously right-on tacky and a fitting antidote for this grey, overcasted sky and morose afternoon that I had to chuckle.

This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Warning - you may explode from the cuteness!!!!!!!!!!)

I'm sure I would have if it would have worked.





Booger hiking his pants up and being silly. I think my child is scared for life. LOL.

Mrs. WI's text message "You may have to eat me tonight". :D






Wish she sent it to me instead of screwing up the "send to" though. :roflmao:

Scousers
 

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough
to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his
wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world,
but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count: "1,2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused,
placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his
other hand...

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland,
Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales

This turnabout :rofl:

pf, that was very funny. Thanks for posting that.

Justin Timberlake on SNL performing "Dick in a Box" (Something special for your girlfriend this Christmas):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

This made me cry laughing^^^ when I saw it Saturday night.

Sodak's "The Year in Blonde Jokes" on the jokes thread.