When I hit the farmboy right between the eyes and he just stood there looking at me....

BTW Dicksbro...I knew you was funnin....and I had a BALL being class "Mother"....LOL

When was the last time you thought you (or your SO) was "Just a little bit pregnant"?

The last time I felt that way ... ??? ... I guess a week ago, but it was just a tummy ache. Got suspicious when I checked and found this penis hanging there :D :D

WHen was the last time you made love in a car?

It was Aug 17....of this year!!

When was the last time you went to a theme park?

I think it was about 7 or 8 years ago....at Cedar Point, Sandusky, Ohio.

When was the last time you had a flat tire?

Well, actually it was a friend and I helped him change it. It was about two weeks ago.

When was the last time you put your lips around something soft, warm and fleshy?

Yeah.......we had KFC for dinner....(he he he):D:D:D


When was the last time you had your fortune read?

In the summer........and she was a waste of time!

When was the last time you had a one night stand?

Oh geez....before many Pixie's were even born!! LOL!! More than 30 yrs ago..that's as good a time as I can give ya'.


When was the last time you got a haircut?

march of 2000


when was the last time you had fun in a hotel

Couple of years ago when I was on a business trip and spent an evening in the hotel writing a sexy story for my wife and I to share when I got home. That was fun.

When was the last time you stayed with your spouse in a store while they were shopping for something or real interest to only them?

ummm it is called SEARS not a thing in there for me...........

~When was the last time you got your heart broke?

My heart always gets broken somehow!


When was the last time you wished you were single again?

I don't think I've EVER wished for that......only that my husband be more like he was a few years ago. :eek: :D

When is the last time you wished your children were small again?

(Or if you have no children, when is the last time you wished you were a child again?)

I guess I have mixed feelings. We had seven kids and really enjoyed them and sometimes I'd like to recapture those moments. But, as they grow, it's nice also to see them making their own way in the world. We're blessed now with four grandchildren and that's very special. On the whole, I think I'd leave things as they are.

When was the last time you held a small baby?

(I'd probably leave things as they are too, DB, but I sure do miss those "goodnight" hugs and kisses from my 3 boys. *sigh*)

Oh wow....it's been a very very long time.....must have been either a niece or a great-nephew, who both just turned 5 this year.

When was the last time you thought you or your S/O was pregnant??