It's hotter than ... ice cream.

When I hear Bolero I ...

When I hear Bolero I ... grab my muchacha and dance the night away, senor.


The ringing of the bell's announced the ...

The ringing of the bell's announced the start of a new day.

he came, he saw, he.....

he came, he saw, he.....cleaned it up.

When it came time ...

When it came time..for the honeymoon, the bride left with the bestman. ( He had better assets)

When she has you by the balls...

When she has you by the balls...be polite. :)

There's nothing I like more than ...

There's nothing I like more than ... having sex in the morning....unless it's having sex in the afternoon....but then again nighttime sex is FANTASTIC.


Look before you ...

Look before you.. leap over that fence with the pit bull on the other side.

Don't tell me no just because.....

Don't tell me no just because.....you don't like me, close your eyes and imagine it's someone else. :)

Standing knee-deep in water ...

standing knee deep in water-- fishing in the river ,through the window

Through the window ... I could see the two making passionate love.

From the foot of the bed ...

From the foot of the bed.. I held the camera steady.


The doorbell rang....

The doorbell rang..............and there stood a naked man.




When I got up from the floor..........

When I got up from the floor, I realized that I was invisable.

Being invisable means that now I can finally...........

Being invisable means that now I can finally...not worry about what to wear. :D

Having a woody ...