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Oh. :( Wasn't mine, eh?

It wasn't me!
I just bought the target and loaded his gun. :D

Actually it was.

This;

http://www.facebook.com/video/video...32526833&ref=nf

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:rofl:

This raised a chuckle, even in my foul mood (i'm still in i might add). I took some pics off my camera and this one in amongst them, i didnt take it, so i assume shitlisted son No. 2 took it, cause shitlisted son No. 1 wouldnt dare touch my camera!

Huh????

Another generation of pup-provokers.

The Orient is opening up to all sorts of new ideas!

They settle down over winter?

I'm a bad influence. :hot:

But in such a GOOD way.

Me and a friend just happened by chance to talk about Death Note, another friend just happened to start a conversation with me open without this link. It was perfect timing, a perfect coincidence. we laugh together

My boyfriend laughed till he cried when I showed him this one.

Morning Love Making.
 

Laying face to face we kissed as he caressed my moist pussy. Teasingly I scratched his back and his uppermost buttock, making him jump. I pulled my camisole down and exposed my breasts which he then kissed and sucked as he rose up and leaned over me. Then, he straddled my thighs and shallow fucked me, teasing us both. He slipped out and I grabbed his cock and rubbed it on my clit, both of us loving this. He alternated between my clit and my vagina while I tweaked his nipples and ran my hands over his chest and shoulders.

Finally, I decided "Enough is enough, I want to be fucked properly". My hands went to his butt, my intention being to pull him in deeper. My fingers landed on something strange on his right butt cheek. "Where's this button come from", I thought as I picked it off him, only to discover what is really was. :eek:

"What the hell are you doing with 20 cents stuck to your arse!!?" I blurted.

:huh: "Huh? What 20 cents?" was his response. I showed him and guided his hand to the crater on his butt where the coin had been embedded.

"20 cents!! Is that all I'm worth!!?" I cried out in mock disgust.

Our lovemaking was momentarily derailed in fits of laughter so strong he had to roll off me until we both could compose ourselves sufficiently to continue. :rofl:

Hours later, we still haven't worked out where the coin had come from.

that^^^^^^

Bilbo and i took the dog for a walk to get the paper. We have to go past many a yard with dogs in it who go feral when they see us...anyway...we are going past this yard that is surrounded by a 8ft solid fence, now i know what dog is behind it *L* and i am quite pleased he is! Soooo we is walking and i look over and i can see the head and shoulders of this dog/horse appearing from the top of the fence, he's bouncing along as we are walking and barking only when he is visible to us *LMAO*

It was like slow mo though, so funny. Its a great dane that stands about 4ft at the shoulder i joke you not, this damn dog is huge and not very friendly, but seeing its ears and lips going up as its going down just cracked me up!!

^^^ :roflmao:

I can see the cartoon as you were describing it. :rofl:

Pistol grip sprayer with 50/50 cloudy ammonia and water.

Shuts them up better than a baseball bat.

Sorry Old Fart, I prefer my airsoft pistol. Not lethal, but stings the hide enough to where they back off and whimper home.

Pointing a gun that makes it whelp and run off could have bad results. You may be looking at a non-airsoft pistol if the owner sees you. :yikes:

Inspirational Message Of The Day

PF, there is a statewide leash law. Owner gets mad at me for popping their dog because it was in my yard it's their fault and they're lucky I grabbed airsoft instead of .357.

I'm inspired.

Then blame the owner and let them have it with the gun, not the dog. Not its bloody fault its got a shitty owner.

A bevy of beautiful babes holding me down and tickling and ravaging me. :yikes:




Okay, it was just a dream ... but ... a nice one. :)

Sadly, sometimes the dog wears the shittiness of the owner.

Considering taking an envelope to be x-rayed before I opened it

So long as it's not ticking you're safe.

:nod:









My job is done.

First thought I had when reading that post, "PF must have sent it." :p

Who? Me? :angel:

By-the-way, PF, don't forget you owe me that postage money. :D

Today I saw The Life and Times of Tim, made his debut on television and the Virgin has saved me for later. it was fun.

I saw a sign that said, "Men are like pantyhose. They usually run, cling, or don't fit in the crotch."

OMG...i so want that ^^^^ as a sticker for my car *LMAO*

I want one too ^^^!! LOL

A girlie in my class whose giggle is infectious

So I have lots of hotel bottles of shampoo and such and I grabbed one this am to wash my hair. It didn't lather but I didn't think much of it cause sometimes they don't. As I was putting it back into my bag I noticed it was the matching lotion bottle. Had a laugh and called myself stupid for not double checking before using!

^ better then jerking off and mistaking the shampoo for lotion :D

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