Did you find a typo in it?

nope^^^ but that would have REALLY fuckin funny.

Mayhaps I should have spelled it all fucked up to get the point across:D

How did wyndhy get "fuckin" past the spell checker?

Because I was her spell checker. :cool:















Me, ..... a spell checker. :roflmao:


That would be like sending me to break up an orgy. :rofl:
That just aint gona work. :D

Sure that would work one look at you and every one would go running like they saw Godzilla.

Back ground: my mother is a super sweet naive con.ser.va.tive Christian lady.

Last evening, my brother posted a smart alecy yet funny status: Note to self, need to find a new safety word, "dirigible" isn't intelligible when screamed around a ballgag.

Mayhem and I about died laughing as we tried saying dirigible around our fists, and of my mental picture of my brother wearing a ballgag!

Later on, I had called my mother, just to chit chat, and she was in front of her computer, on facebook and reads his status aloud! "Lizz, what is a ballgag?"

...I...died...

"Mom, you don't wanna know."
"Yes, I do."

So I had to explain, through much laughter and tears, TO. MY. MOTHER, what S&M is and ballgags!!!

....I feel so sullied and damaged..... ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

I bought a shirt from Spencer's and it has different adult forms of sign language. Basically it's how to finger a woman. I was asked by a McDonald's cashier what it meant. Unfortunately I couldn't explain because of the 8 yr old kid standing next to me in the other line.

Why do I have this image of a very wide eyed lady that won't sleep for the next 3 days? :wobbly:






:rofl:

Now you've got me seeing that image!

Wilderness's reaction when he realized I'd be gone for a whole week... "But what am I going to eat?!?" :p

No wonder.:yikes: Now he'll have to eat food.


:licker:

A quote in a Sydney paper attributed to Ernest Bramah.

"There are few situations in life which cannot be honourably settled and without loss of time, either by suicide, a bag of gold or by thrusting a despised antagonist over the edge of a precipice on a dark night."

:D Words to live by! :D

... and die by. :yikes:

Can be arranged.

An American pilot has crossed the English Channel in a cluster balloon reminiscent of the "UP" house.

:irish: Wilderness found *two* four-leaf clovers today!

A friend of mine gave me one when I was in high school. It's still in wax paper in my book of Jack London stories.

I found one when I was in elementary school, and I had it pressed in a photo album but I've since lost it. :(

Well, Lucky won't be happy you lost one of his lucky charms.

Seeing the back and forth of my friends, who were teasing me about signing up for a sporting event when I don't know how to run.

The headline of this article!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:roflmao:

An old story, sad but true, Neige.

LOL :roflmao:

:thumbs:

we're potty training the littlest and she was sitting on the toilet today when her tummy rumbled. she says to me, oh, it's just a fart inside my tummy. roflmao

^^^ :roflmao:

roflmao! :)

Today I got a message from my friend that I got a promotion in the office, when I was on the way. This makes me laugh all the way.

.... to the bank. :D

So mine went down the strip today and saw some wax statues, one being Indiana Jones. Someone commented, "He was missing his whip."



Lilith does Vegas ;)

Lots of things today, since I can see the humor of life a lot more right now

There are two benefits to that Shadow: one is everything is a whole lot funnier, the other is that people wonder why you're laughing. The direct result of the second is that most people come to the determination that you're insane and leave you alone. This is why I laugh at everything.

This joke made me laugh today from one of my friend's mobile,

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

a toast that was just perfect

Re-reading this thread.

OF talking about lemon flavored vegemite and AZRedHot loudly proclaiming that vegemite "tastes like beef!".

The pic of Queen Lilith's gift in PF's thread. So is it for xmas or a wall hanging. LOL