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The look of horror on my kitty Lou's face when he realized that the "treat" he was going to be getting was in fact his antibiotic. :rofl:
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the look of horror on my daughter's face when i told her she'll get her adult eyes soon but her baby eyes will fall out first.
sucker |
evil ^^ I :heart: her
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I can't wait to use that line. :D Thanks Wyndhy |
My audience is convinced that I'm Mark Knopfler. :rofl:
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Watching a 4yr old eat a melting heresy bar
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My boss nearly flicking his lighter into his cupped hand to light his cigarette... and then realizing he hadn't taken out the cigarette yet. :rofl::sad:
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Reading that one of the medications my doctor prescribed for me this week is also used to treat premature ejaculation. :yikes:
Given the state of my sex life, technically ALL of my ejaculations are premature since they occur before there's even a woman in the same house as me. :rofl: |
Wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .wait . . . . . . .***splat***.
Forgot a tablet. |
Moving a bed on stilts around a room like 30 times until we found the right location
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Coming home from running some errands to find my cat Lou laying on top of a picture I have on my dresser of osuche and I at the Golden Gate Bridge and his refusal to get off of it. He gave me his big kitty hiss and everything before he laid back down on it and went back to sleep. :rofl:
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Thank you Sal :)
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^^ Now THAT's unusual! ^^^
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we bought the babe a walker and she tried to crash the gate with it.
she already figured out how to turn it, too. damn she's a wily one |
Having lunch outside, and wearing more than I ate :p
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That's flipping funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad it wasn't my store. |
My son saying, "My teacher's old, daddy. But she's not as old as you."
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A really tacky New Orleans joke. (Sorry WW).
PM me and I'll share it. |
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Being told that it looks like my furball Lou is playing with a vibrator in this picture. It's actually a pink catnip stoagie that he stole from the girls.
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Drooling all over Mr Osuche's shirt, when we took the nap
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OMFG, that's ^^^ hilarious!!!!! :roflmao:
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My son's "When I was a Knob ..." stories.
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All the Facebook comments I got about the new photos I posted
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My one year old yesterday Grandaughter
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Grandma, no! no! not the plug.
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Just saw that ... that is funny! Thanks, osuche! :thumbs: |
The Kitty Caucus absolutely cracked me up! :roflmao:
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Will that make the loser pussy whipped?
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The 'funniest thing during sex' thread :rofl:
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Watching one of the cats become absolutely befuddled with a ladybug.
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