Artist, less rules to follow ...

Now for something abstract .... hehe
Purple or Orange?

Rather be ... orange, maybe. People would just think I used that no-sunlight tanning stuff. :D

lumberjack or cabinet maker?

I would not do well at either job but I guess I'd have to go with lumberjack ~ not as noticable when I screw up!

Moderator or troublemaker?:)

Troublemaker...it's one I already know how to do.


Suspension bridge painter or Skyscraper window-washer

I don't like heights, so it'd have to be the inside windows of the skyscraper. :D :D

Pixie poster or pixie lurker?

Pixie poster

cheese maker or cheese taster?

Cheese maker...I'd love to try it.

professional wrestler or nascaar driver?

Nascar driver, vrooooooom!


Gardener or House Painter

House painter...I don't have the patience to garden, and I'm not creative enough.

Security Guard or Short Order Cook?

Security Guard

Fighter or airline pilot?

fighter pilot

plane's pilot or parachutist?

pilot

Coffee bean or cocoa bean grower?

Since I gave up smoking, I guess I'll try growing hemp.

Photographer or Hunter of animals?

Computer user. Was a programmer for years ... now I like to complain about the glitches. :D

Drinker or dancer?

Dancer if that means I can have a sexy woman in my arms (of course, maybe that could happen as a Drinker also)


Air Traffic Controller or Air Freight Hauler?

Air Freight Hauler...just have to fly one down safely then not twenty


Pizza delivery or pickup?

Pickup normally. Once in a while we'll get it delivered.

Supreme or Pepperoni?

Pepperoni (with tomatoes)


garment worker or assembly line worker?

Better be an assembly line worker.

Pizza Place ... Cook or wait on tables?

Wait on tables.


Post office -- mailman or counter worker?

mailman, those vans are bad ass.

female high school drop out or male college graduate (class of 2003)?

Note: You cannot change any of the choice. So it is deeper than saying you would rather be male or female. If you choose to be famale, then you choose high school drop out as well. If you choose male then you are also a college graduate.

(Can we stop talking about pizza? Geesh, it is bad enough I have to work in a pizza place all my life I would rather not have my life's calling talked about as if it were some horrible fate.)

male college graduate -- I can't imagine being a drop out. Of course, I can't imagine being a boy, either. :D

Elf or dwarf?

Elf - but only because of the cool shoes and Sharni's elf fetish.

Coffee Grinder or Organ Grinder (with the monkey of course)?

Organ grinder, for variety. But only if you'll be my monkey, WI.

:D

Escort service or "call girl" (or male equivalent)?

I can hear you now... "Dance Monkey Boy! Dance! Shake that money-maker...Momma needs a new pair of shoes!" lol

Call girl...so I'm a dirty little whore. That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

Is that a question?

WI, I've always admired your ability to be a dirty little whore.

Pardon my lapse...I was daydreaming. ha ha

Would you rather be a forest ranger or a New York City doorman?

Forest ranger. I like communing with nature.

What would you rather plant -- Trees or vegetables?

Trees becuase vegetables are yucky!

You are trapped in a room full of Star Trek geeks who have not bathed in a long time. You have to play a game of strip poker.

Win or lose?

Lose ... fast. :D

Would you rather be the door man or the bell boy?

Pilot

Would you rather be a lion that mates up to 50 times a day or a pig whose orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes? (Just got that information in an e-mail. Interesting, huh?)

pig (never would have thought it would be my animal of choice)

dentist or pediatrician?

pediatrician (close call...whining kids with runny noses or complaining patients with aching teeth and bad breath :D )


costumed Daffy Duck character at Universal Studios or costumed Donald Duck character at DisneyWorld?

Daffy Duck

a urologist or a gynocologist???

Gynocologist ... I think. :)

Tax collector or Insurance salesperson?

Insurance salesperson. SOmetimes it can really help people

Lawyer or doctor?

Lawyer...I always wanted to be a lawyer,

Auto Mechanic or The Happy Hooker?