I don't cringe when I hear double negatives, and my mathematical brain doesn't go to the point of thinking ... negative two plus negative two equals positive four.

It doesn't..
 

take me 5 times as long to write one of these posts as the others..

I don't make about 15 mistakes each time and have to go back and retype them either.

I am not sorry for any confusion my posts create.

I certainly wouldn't answer any questions about them if they were PMed to me.

I only use correct grammar and spelling and punctuation at all times. Even though I don't know better.

I certainly didn't laugh when I read maddy's post--it was not amusing in the least to me, and I don't wish that she would not post like that again.

my punctuation and capitalization is always up to snuff in my online chatter/posting - can't you tell? hehehehe

I've not become more obsessed with grammar as I see a decreasing rate of good grammar in the world around me, mine excluded of course.

I really don't smell like stale sweat, thanks to a very lackluster gym workout

I'm not thinking of playing hard-to-get tomorrow night.

And I'm definitely not going to be thinking of anyone as I go to bed tonight, since I'm sure he won't be thinking of me.

i did not feel kinky in the least when i put on rubber gloves to clean the shower this morning.

It's really too early in the day to have already hung up on my mother.

I have so many elves here to help me work!

I did not make a huge mistake today that is gonna cause someone severe pain

that's awesome!
i want lil to know that i am not here for her if she needs a friend to listen.

And I want wyndhy to stay away from me with those rubber gloved hands of hers!

thanks for nothing!

I'd never be tempted to squeeze it in between those ^^^^^ ties!