My grand daughter asking my in-laws (mid 70s) about life in the 1950's for a school project and listing to them argue about what year they did this or that or how they dressed for different things.and the confused look on her face! :confused:

:rofl: ^^^

my son saying to me "you on top of stand." he meant that i didn't understand.
well, on top of is the opposite of under. lmao

:thumbs: I like the way the kid thinks. :)

(He is going to have a hard life with all that logic in this world :( )

My new wheelchair ramp

Watching the kittens try to climb out of their box. The dark gray one actually accomplished the feat and the look of complete surprise on his face after he made it was hilarious.

Talking to PF on the phone!

Seeing a big German Shepherd pee on a toy poodle while waiting in the checkout line at PetSmart. :rofl:

ROFL ^^^ :roflmao:

"Might makes right" :rolleyes:

I tell ya PF, that was one of the funniest things I've seen in quite some time.

Today's laugh came while watching one of the kittens attack a catnip toy.

Describing driving around the CIO of HP in my smoking 100K+ mile car to a friend. We nearly died laughing

A beer making machine made from a washing machine, refridgerator and a sink. :rofl:

Couldn't find the clip online on how to put that together but I did get find a great "how to" video that shows me how to get a great cuppa coffee! :p

Awesome coffee maker

Being called a bony Amazon with a cold butt! :rofl:

Well, I've gotten both of my good laughs from here at Pixies. That ^^^ from Neige gave me one and the other came while reading jseal's entry in the "Strange Days" thread.

Seeing that today is the anniversary of Henrik Ibsen's death made me think back to a literature class in college when the professor asked the class if anybody had read any of his works. One of my classmates replied, "You mean the guy from Beverly Hillbillies?" The sad thing is that he wasn't joking around. :rofl:

A boy in my class *see the what pissed you off thread* was smacking his hand with a ruler and said, "Ms. _____, spank me. I've been bad today." and before I could stop myself I replied, "you have to pay extra for that":D

Dang, there goes mah pockit money fer tha next three weeks.!!

^^^, ^^^ :roflmao:

OMG Lil, I just damn near shot soda out of my nose when I read that. :roflmao:

"Being Danish is a qualification for being an F1 expert" :rofl:

This article, well actually the picture did it for me.

Never send a thong to do a panty's job


And yep, PF got a PM about it from me. :p


As for needing to be Danish to be an F1 expert........ I think I agree with him. ;)

My mother telling me about my cousin's wedding. She'd "never seen anything like it - it was so fancy, for hicks". :roflmao:

The thought of an old classmate who was dead silent for hours, then suddenly piped up with "I'M SO HAPPY MY HERPES ARE DORMANT" at the top of his lungs.

Accidentally slipping in a dirty emoticon in my MSN convo with my mother. :o She thought it was hilarious!!!!!!!!! (Hey, she was the one talking about a "hump"...)

:roflmao:

listening to a recorded local show at the station today, and realizing that the substitute host never introduced who he was the entire show.

Sometimes it's the simple things that bite you in the ass.

Watching Tanny dream and her little puppy toes twitch like she was chasing something....she chased a deer the other day. Maybe she was dreaming of that?

She^^^ did, with her teasing! :D

The cutest little monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This!!!

Mechanical moose?!?!

scotz's Son-o-ma bitch :rofl:

Here in TN the wildlife agency has a fake deer called "Timex" to bait poachers into shooting from their vehicles.

mangled cock

Election jokes on Leno

The founder/chairman of a major least developed country. :rofl:

the baby yelling at the marker spot on the rumpus room carpet when she couldn't pick it up.

^^^ :rofl:

my little one waking me up for her adoption reunion. she is soo excited!

My sister who just called me: "Hi! I'm related to you, I know it now!!!!!!!! I forgot to pack socks and panties!!!"

:roflmao:

She must have heard about PF and wnated to make sure none came up missing.

:D No need to pack them. :nana:

Tell her I'll send her socks if she'll send me her panties. :tongue:

Being told I looked like Yasser Arafat :rofl: